Bad joke
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Commonly cited as one of the most vile and odious forms of self-expression known to man (excluding of course editing articles on this vile website), bad give people a way to reveal that they're dumbasses, while allowing them to simultaneously lose any vestige of dignity they had in their miserable lives. God how I detest them. May the fires of a thousand suns immolate them in burning world of agony for all eternity. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits. May their flesh putrefy and fall off in strips. Amen, Lord.
[edit] Just say no to Bad Jokes
Bad jokes have been known to:
- cause massive internal haemorraging, hernias, rickets, cancer, glaucoma, kitten overdose, scurvy, death, super death, birth defects, and flu.
- incite psychotic rage in friends, coworkers, teenagers.
- be distributed by emails. They may have dangerous additives "cut" with them, like Nigerian bank offers, low price viagra, penile extensions and free porn.
The most famous (and amusing) bad joke in the world is as follows:
| What is nice about the French town of Nice?
It's NICE! |
[edit] Dad Jokes
This common subgenre of bad jokes manifests itself commonly in men over 40. An average dad joke is:
| What is green and has wheels? A frog. I lied about the wheels. |
Any person caught distributing, creating or in possesion of such jokes should be shot on sight.
Categories: Stub | Jokes
