Baghdad Mayhem

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Baghdad Mayhem is a Major League Bloodbath team situated in really undeveloped areas where people are however really fanatic toward the game. The other teams with better equipment have been wondering many times the Baghdad Mayhems playing skills.

Baghdad Mayhems doesn't have actually so good tactics but it is based more to creative individual skills like the football was in Brasilia some decades ago. Other people believe that the creativity comes from education but the through the break through of gene technology it is showed that the success come mostly from favourable genes.

There have been ideas to unify Baghdad Mayhems to play more like a team and a couch named Hussein almost had a success. However the success was based morely to the attraction of some cheap chemicals and and didn't actually change the local playing culture. But because of that the head hunters of Washington Generals tried to get their agents to get Saddam to work there. Despite the old co-operation he refused and decided to retire and enjoy the increasing popularity of Bloodbath in his area.

It is also well know that Baghdad Mayhems are always ready to friendly matches and it is never about the time and resources. Thats why the area has been really popular in order to test new tactics. However almost all new tactics other teams have tried there are proved to be insuficcient. The problem of Mayhems is that they have mostly played home games and are still wondering if they are prepared well enough to play against Jerusalem Judaics in their home Arena.

Right now Baghdad Mayhems are concentrating to junior work and have a intensive internal training program.