Bajillion

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One Bajillion is defined as the quantity . That's right. Ten-to-the-Forty Two. Time to get started working out your conspiracy theories. But they're all wrong. It's just . That's it.

A bajillion bajillion is defined as being just beyond your pathetic realm of comprehension. So I won't even bother going into it further.

Contents 1 Representation 1.1 Regular Old Number 1.2 Weasels 1.3 Carbon 1.4 Conclusion 2 Bajillion in Culture

[edit] Representation

Some people have trouble comprehending how big a number a bajillion is. Some people don't graduate high school. But for all you who are having some trouble... or didn't graduate highschool, here we go.

[edit] Regular Old Number

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

There, that doesn't look so bad, does it?

[edit] Weasels

Think about it, though. Imagine ten weasels. Then ten times that amount. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times THAT.

That's a lot of weasels.

[edit] Carbon

If you had a bajillion carbon-12 atoms, it would weigh roughly 20,000,000 teragrams. ( pounds).

That's a lot of carbon.

[edit] Conclusion

From the previous two examples, we can see, despite the first example, a bajillion is a lot. Like a real lot.

[edit] Bajillion in Culture

The phrase "a bajillion" is often used to mean five or six. It is generally used by compulsive liars and sufferers of attention deficit disorder.

The title of James Frey's book A Million Little Pieces was originally slated to be A Bajillion Little Pieces, however, the publishers thought this would make the book even less believable.