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One of the many fake pictures of Bambi circulated as propaganda.
One of the many fake pictures of Bambi circulated as propaganda.
Ah, that's more accurate.
Ah, that's more accurate.

“Ha Ha! Yer Mum's Dead!”

~ British People on Bambi

“SEX”

~ Dust Cloud in the Lion King on Bambi

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[edit] The Beginning of Bambi

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Administrator/Bambi.

Bambi was born on March 32, 1952 math. He is the Supreme Overlord of Nature and the leader of the Terra Army. This deer is an evil genius and should not be crossed under any circumstances by underqualified personell.


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[edit] Bambi and *CENSORED*

Bambi and Hitler have been enjoying a successful relationship since 1985. Hitler supplies Bambi with special genocide units and Bambi disguises the fact that Hitler is still alive.

[edit] How Bambi Came To *CENSORED* Power

Bambi began his journey to complete and utter dictatorial power over all living creatures (apart from people, who are too smart to fall for those cheap tricks) over several years. His entirely mad aims that nonetheless are masquerading under the disguise of being a just and righteous quest (despite the fact that it obviously isn't that kind of a mission) started off with the non-tragic murder of his mother, Bambi's Mom.



*Bambi has been booted from the server.*



Thank god for that...

Anyway, Bambi then proceeded to go on a crazy rampage and place the animals in a rule of evil which only one of the smart animals escaped to tell us humans of how the forest was gripped in an unjustly organized rule of terror.



*Bambi has been permabanned from all Uncyclopedia servers.*


Okay. Now let's try this again.

Bambi is also doubleplusungood serverkill, and serverkill all server unabove Minitrue standards of Uncyclopedia.

*Alert! Hacking attempt detected.*

*MINITRUE MARK BAMBI CRIMETHINK. BAMBI MOVE TO DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD PLACE.*

MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.

Oh, forget it.

The author has given up.
Various forces are trying to take over this article, and quite frankly the author doesn't care anymore. Have fun, you evil forces, you.

[edit] Official Government Files on War on Terra Case #998,001 ("Bambi")

"Bambi" is a highly dangerous subject, and the leader of one of the main factions of the Army of Terra. He is quick-tempered and one of the members of the most dangerous species ever.

He reportedly has WMDs (Whales, Mollusks, and Diatoms) in his arsenal, despite the fact that his main base is in Nottingham Forest and therefore far from any large body of water. This subject has high-grade Terra defenses (a large forest, with enough rainfall to prevent fire damage and high-level border patrol units to guard against tree harvesting damage. Nuclear weapons are recommended.

[edit] The previous sections are all LIES!

Bambi is a peace-loving deer who loves everyone! Just ask his wife, Faline. She'll tell you how great he is. He helps anyone who asks for it, including Sora, Thumper, Flower, and God.


Bambi is so ridiculously overpowered that this is what his LOWEST LEVEL GRUNTS do for fun. So it makes you shudder to think what Bambi actually does...brr...
Bambi is so ridiculously overpowered that this is what his LOWEST LEVEL GRUNTS do for fun. So it makes you shudder to think what Bambi actually does...brr...

[edit] Units Qualified To Approach Bambi

[edit] See Also



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   The Host of Satii   
Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names.
If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan.
Original Satan: The one who fell first. The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
Satan Claus: Ensnaring unsuspecting dyslexics looking for Santa. The loudest Satan: SATAN
Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness. The scariest Satan: Antichrist
Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan Satan of Sega gaming: Satan-Shadow
Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street Fear the Wrath of the Satan leading the opposing forces in the War on Terra: Bambi
Satin: Is his name a typo? El Antichristo de los naciones sudamericanos: El Diablo
Black Satan: Pimpin Satan. Satan's socialite alter ego: Lucifer

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