Ban Ki Moon
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“I'm coming to town! I'm making a list, I'ma checking ita twice!”
~ Ban Ki Moon on himself
Ban Ki Moon (Ban - Yee - Boom, also Monkey Boone) is a world famous terrorist, singer and United Nations leader. He is currently Secretary General. He hails from South Korea, although is Human unlike most of its inhabitants.
[edit] Political Career
Moon began his career in his native South Korea as an ambassador. Like many of his friends, he was addicted to video games. He used various grand strategy and diplomacy games such as Starcraft and Civilization to further his experience, and quickly became a respected diplomat. However, he fell in with Kofi Annan, and eventually joined the UN believing it was a global peace-promoting group. He was a junior member of the South Korean delegation.
He soon became corrupt like many of his peers; he began to accepted bribes (like a private performance of Thriller by Michael Jackson - what Jackson received in return is unknown, though some speculate it has to do with Neverland Asia) and colluded to kill opponents of the UN. After murdering many of his political opponents, he became the South Korean delegate to the UN. Recently, he forced Kofi Annan into retirement, and became Secretary General.
[edit] Musical Career
Ban Ki Moon is also a world famous pop artist. His masterpiece, Ban Ki Moon Is Coming To Town (inspired by Santa Claus), shot him into the charts. Since then he has released two best-selling albums, Dance Of The Fwuffy Pengwuin and Zerg: A Ballet.
[edit] Private Life
Ban Ki Moon currently resides in New York City. He was recently arrested for Inciting Something Offensive, but was let off with a fine of six bananas.
