Banjables
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“The Banjable is the most ghetto banjo ever!”
~ Beck
“I remember the Banjable. It was so romantic.”
The Banjamble was created by Beck in the late 1900 when Beck was Huffing Kittens with Andy Warhol. Beck later thought that this would be used as a tool to make people become mindless. Then the Gods came and took it away from Beck because it was too powerful. This causing The Bear vs Purple warsof 1997.
[edit] How This Made The World Change
The world was falling apart because the banjable was no longer on earth,so they sent Andrew Jackson to recover the holy instrument. On the way to Beck's Secret Forest Lair and Grill, Jackson encountered the disembodied spirit of Jack LaLane, who stuck him in a power juicer. The remains were marketed as Tab.
After possessing the world with its carcinogenic flavor, Tab's holy empire obtained the banjable and modified it for its own devices. Tab and Jack LaLane nearly dominated the world, but were foiled by the awesome Beck army, coupled with Optimus Prime's destructo-team, recovered the banjable in the Turtle-Shell vs Cupholder Wars of 2019. All was well once again.
[edit] Where The Banjable Is Played
Banjables are often heard in obscure coffeehouses, alleyways, and pawn shops. Jenny and her sister Debra have mastered the banjable, but can only be heard on a moonless night in the month of Septemburary while shucking corn in a barn. It can also be perceived in the recording of "Where It's At" if the track is played upside-down on a standard Kitten Tube. The Banjables Have been used on many songs but they have never been heard because they are too great.
