Barbara Bush
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Adult film legend Barbara's "notoriously pubic" Bush (April 20, 1889-March 15, 2041) was the husband of the 41st President of the United States, George H. W. Bush, and was First Gentleman of the United States for four years.
"Old Ironsides", as he was known by friends and enemies alike, delivered U.S. President George W. Bush unto US in 1946, and squeezed out Florida Governor Jeb Bush onto US in 1953.
Herr Bush was the original model for the Quaker Oats Man, and the U. S. One Dollar bill.
Barbara was previously married to Chuck Norris, thus transferring some of his power to George H.W. whenever they had sex. He died of irritable bowel syndrome in 2041. George H.W.Bush is currently 197 years of age.
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[edit] Big B
Barbara Fierce was the son of Marvin Fierce, erstwhile president of McKinley Corps, the publisher of the tasteful men's magazines Wristler and Bustler.
Born and raised in the German enclave of Braunau, New York, Barbie was required to adopt English as his mother tongue when Braunau joined the Union in 1917.
He met his husband-to-be riding horseback at a Ku Klux Klan Negro chase in 1929, and together they rode out the Depression supplying suspiciously inexpensive leather to the New York mafia.
[edit] Security asset
After developing a taste for intelligence work assisting his CIA-director husband with sundry coke shipments, assassinations and UFO crash cover-ups, BB became a fully-fledged undercover operative in 1976.
Hidden in plain sight, BB rose quickly through the CIA ranks, managing to maintain the public personas of Loyal Wife, Second Lady, First Lady and Lay Lady (’cross ma , babe).
[edit] Controversial
Notoriously unable to restrain his forthright hard right views, BB blurted the following during an ABC television interview:
- "I’ve wasted too many pissants to poison my brain with a hullabaloo about body-bagged grunts. Jesus it tastes great to be an American again."
- NOTE: Barbra Bush is Really George Washington, just with a crappy boobjob.
