Basketball players

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Attempted slam dunk by a very stupid basketball player

“He was a good player.”

~ Captain Obvious on Michael Jordan

“I'm lucky to have this God-given talent, that my dad gave me.”

~ an NBA player on his skills

“I enjoy playing with those basket balls - wait... were we talking about a sport..”

~ Oscar Wilde

Basketball players are elusive creatures known for their world renowned height, and ability to jump. If looking for a basketball player, there are a few characteristics that will help you spot them. First off, they usually have a black coating over their skin, they wear long shorts that go way past their knees, along with the most expensive shoes they can find. They also enjoy playing with other people's balls (especially those who are named Wilson). If you're really having trouble on your search for a basketball player, you may want to check the state prison, I'm sure you can find a few there.

[edit] Eptymology

Attempted steal by opposing team player

“If your not living on the edge, you're taking up to much space.”

~ CJ on basketball players behavior

“It has been used as a cure for insomnia.”

~ a random person on basketball

The term Basketball "player" came about because some fly cracker who calls himself Kobe Bryant aka molester thought that he was a pimp and could get all the women in the world. Well, he was mistaken, so he had to turn to other means to get the job done. Resulting in the nick name Kobe "she was already raped when I got here" Bryant. Other "players" soon tried to follow in his foot steps, thus resulting in a whole country of basketball players.

[edit] Nicknames

“Steve Nash, James Naismith! Basketball is Canadian!”

~ Jake the snake on basketball names

“Mmm, mmm, mmm, taste that spicy hot ass.”

~ Michael Jordan on top Rachel Ray

All being named Shaniqa, Antoine, Shantel, Dameon, Deante and Carl a new way had to be invented in order to tell them all apart since you sure couldn't do it by there looks. So they began making up ridiculous and corny nicknames for each other. These nick names soon became a fad, and began to spread like wildfire.