Miserable Son of a Bitch

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“Johnny!!! You Miserable Son of a Bitch!”

~ Johnny's mum on Johnny

The Miserable Son of a Bitch (abbr. MSoB) is a member of the Puppis Tiniatus genre of the Doggin animal group. Considered to be a central figure in dog mythology, the Miserable Son of a Bitch is thought to be the Dalai Lama of the Western canine group.

There have been 147 recorded Miserable Son of a Bitches since the MSoaB list was started in 1565 by Sir Cornelius Mastersicle out of Tweed. The average life-span of the Miserable Son of a Bitch is 12.948 years, usually due to the lack of veterinary insurance with the job of the Miserable Son of a Bitch.

A dog with the title of Miserable Son of a Bitch is to be called 'His/Her Bitchiness'. FionnBharr is very safe but when he looks at the full moon he turns into a button.

[edit] Famous Miserable Bastards

The Miserable Son of a Bitch for 2007, Her Bitchiness the Rover II.

His Bitchiness the Droopiness I - The original Bitch
Her Bitchiness the Shakespeare III - Shakespeare's dog, which he later gave away after horrible sales from Romeo & Juliet.
His Bitchiness the Invest96E - Member of the Miserable Son of a Bitch discovered on a raft escaping a hurricane. Started the Miserable Son of a Bitch family in the United States of America in 1902.
His Bitchiness the Accountant - Help end a possible war between America and England after Invest96E arrived in America, ending the royal tradition of MSoaB in England.
Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Alpha - Scientists attempted to make clones of Her Bitchiness to expand the royal MSoaB family to have one family member in each American state.
Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Beta - Scientists attempted the experiment again after 96-Alpha developed extensive mouth foaming.
Her Bitchiness the Jade Goody - A further experiment (Codename: Black Hysteria) attempting to blend the DNA of the Invest96E Dynasty with that of swine, cow, mare and Vanessa Feltz. Once the resulting whinging, hybrid chymera of doom opened it's mouth for the first time and was declared medically brain dead, the whole experiment was quickly hushed up by the MSoaB spin-dcotors and is officially denied to this day.

Johnathan Huang otherwise known as Ping-Pong. His Family (Dynasty).