Bat Fuck Insane
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NOTE: There are MAJOR hot dogs between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy
The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the carriage, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE!!!!
However, the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.
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[edit] History
One of the first cases of Bat Fuck Insanity in recorded history was that of Justine Oliviano she is truly the most bat fuck insane bitch nigga in the universe. She has, many accounts of bat fuck insanity one being eating a bat live on the OZZY concert in 1998. Dennis, this is BAT FUCKIN STUPID. A picture showing an account of bat fuck insanity is shown belowImage:Justine bat.jpg THen next to account for bat fuck insanity was Gregorius Androgynous, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with his head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) while continuiing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, Romans, and countrymen were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable Kodak of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he optimizeed whilst attempting to stuff Fermat's Lost Theorem up a stoat (a weasel is totally different).
During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or explicateing the unforgivable pen mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* toaster (strudel)!
In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE!
King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE! There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king == BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE.
Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!
One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a pissicle while trying to molest Michael Jackson. Later he declared that "The US government does not, has not, and will never eat pissicles. And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.
At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.
This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
[edit] Philosophy and Metaphysics
[edit] [Philosophy and Metaphysics] of 'BAT FUCK INSANE
Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics?
[edit] Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.
No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.
OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!
blank blank blank ohh fucking hell, the FCC is on my ass. lolz in their office its like an ape rape! i went in and i was like wghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa chicken duck blood fly shoop-da-woop boom..apes rape SEVERUS SNAPE! simply oh muh godd... how can anyone work at the FCC???! bbbbbbbbat bbbbbbbbbatfuckk bbbbbbbbbbbbbbatFFFFFFFUCKFFFUCKKKKKKinssssanneeeinsanity!!! Have you taken your bat fuck insanity meds todayyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Causes
Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.
Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$
Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.
BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp, but not much.
[edit] Other bat fucks
- Bat duck insane
- Bat fuck cocaine
- Bat fuck Brisbane
- Bat fuck mundane
- Butt fuck insane
- Bat fuck pee
- Cat fuck insane
- Space Satan aka Bat Fuck Satan
