Batra
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Batra, one of the greatest scientist who ever existed and continues to exist to this every(NOTE: it's NOT very) day. He's said to be one of the descendants of the Martian shit that landed on Earth in 2006 BC (He's equally oppositte). Clones of Batra i.e the same generation as of him in the descendant line of the Martian shit includes George Bush, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Oprah Winfrey.
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[edit] Batra - the person
Batra is very similar to the endangered species Humans, although he is not. He is often mistaken to be belonging to Humans. He is actually an unexpected lab result of the worst Human-martian shit interaction. According to Harry Potter, who carried on the experiments, "I mixed Sugar, Spice and everything equally shit and mistakenly added Chemical-Martian-shit and there was a big poof, and a big Batra". Harry Potter has been very disturbed after that incident and his almost-last-words were, "I did not mean the harm to humanity". He is said to be a bigger culprit of humanity than God. Harry Potter has now been stuffed in a mental assylum called 'Hogwarts' which is never safe anymore.
[edit] Batra - the trademark
Batra, is a very offensive term and equally fashionable. As a term, it is as important as 'fuck'. Hence, governments of various countries have decided that Batra be now replaced by Batra™. This is done so as to prevent the word 'Batra™' from being used for illegal or inappropriate means and at the same time allowing it to be a cool fashion fad. Since this is a trademark, if you're being called 'Batra™', either you're being attacked by a fashion fad or your getting screwed up.
[edit] Batra™ - the profession
Batra('s) profession: Batra, under the secret job of saving the scum of the universe from humanity, is aliased as a Mathematics teacher. On the course of his teaching, he has learnt that mathematics is a very good subject and better is the administrator of Daswani, where he teaches, so he shall continue harassing the students.
Batra - the proffesion: Batra™ is a very popular research item and therefore has opened avenues for various academic purposes. There area variety of jobs revolving around 'Batra™'. A few of the popular ones are:
- Batra™ shit tester
- Batra™ shit taster (eewww)
- Batra™ researcher
- Batra™ scholar
- Worker of the 'Teach Batra™ how to teach' movement
The last one has been the most unsuccessful attempts of all of them, which is clear by the cent-per-cent results attained by the students of his class as all of his students have constantly failed the exam consistently, owing to hard work and lots of efforts.
[edit] Batra™ - the mathematician
Batra™, is a budding(read: overgrown) mathematician belonging to the unemployed institution, Daswani. He is famous for his two theories, namely the 'Mod and Dandi' theory and the 'Asympt000t' theory.
Mod and Dandi Theory: In the 'Batra nomenclature of mathemical terms'(a.k.a Batra terminology or Batraminology™, also another tm... so it's Batraminology™), 'Dandi's' are of two types:
- Horizontal Dandi (The minus sign)
- Vertical Dandi (Vertical lines as in the mod function)
The theory states that, if there is a Horizonatal dandi and A vertical dandi, everything becomes gayab(in Batraminology™, 'disappear'). If there is no vertical dandi, but two horizontal dandi's, then everything is same as it was before. Dandi mathematics is a special branch of mathematics to deal with the Mod and Dandi theory.
Asympt000t Theory: The Asympt000t theory states that, two parallel lines called Asympt00tes are parallel, when inside a graph, where graph lines are not supposed to meet them, the graph lines don't meet them. There is no branch of mathematics to deal with it, as nobody wants to deal with it.
[edit] Batra™ - the teacher
Batra™ has two dedicated students, known (in Batraminology™) as 'Insincere' and 'Aalsi'(Batraminology™ for lazy). Both of them, speechless about their teacher's achievements have decided to spread the name and fame of Batra™ all around the world. Insincere is working hard, by editing Wiki's all around the world, whereas 'Aalsi' is too lazy to do anything.
[edit] Batra™ - the danger
Batra™ has been proved to be extremely hazardous for humans, animals and everything universe. The recent nuclear attacks carried on by United Nations on Batra™ were 100 times as lethal as the Hiroshima/Nagasaki attacks. Luckily, the explosions survived the Batra encounter.
[edit] Batra™ - the symptoms
Batra™'s existence at a spot can be easily spotted. The things to look out for are disgusted people, sick people, dying people and loads of devastation. The image on the right might help. Batra™ is not easy to spot. Batra™ encounters generally leave no witnesses.
[edit] Batra™ - the suspect
The following person is said to be a Batra™ lookalike or an actual Batra™.
