Beach Boys
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“The perfect music to huff a kitten to.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Beach Boys
The Beach Boys were an influential band from the early 1960's until the mid 1960s when people proceeded to ignore them. Their awkward teenage years, spent huddled next to each other to keep warm (even though it was not cold at all) , influenced most of their early records, until drug addiction and Runescape left the majority of the band in a hallucinogenic stupor most of the time. After the band settled down, they all went their separate ways. Mike Love (not war) had thirteen phats, and Dennis Wilson had one of his phats on his head.
Their biggest hit, the insidious "Good Vibrations," was later revealed to be about pedophilia; in fact, it was ripe with images of young girls being attached to Brian Wilson's penis through strings.
Brian Wilson, the founder, is also known for thinking he was a Buddhist, when in fact, he set himself on fire freebasing cocaine. Richard Pryor then went and stole this bit.
[edit] Band members
- Mike Love - lead singer and destroyer of the band
- Carl Wilson - guitarist and fattest one on stage
- Brian Wilson - Sock puppet virtuoso, brewer of liquid awesome and fattest one NOT on stage
- Dennis Wilson - lovable drunk who eventually married fellow band member Al Jardine, thus giving birth to the Bronze Age
- Al Jardine - So stupid, he flunked out of Dental School
- Charles Manson - Person who came up with the idea that they should sing songs that none of them could sing properly.
[edit] Big Hits
- Surfin' Surf-1962
- Surfin' Tunes-1962
- Surfin' Animals-1963
- Surfin' Cats-1964
- Surfin' Jukebox-1965
- Surfin' 1 Dollar Note-1966
- Surfin' LSD-1971
- Surfin' Rehab-1972
- Surfin' The Surf Again-1973
- Surfin' AIDS-1985
- Surfin' Presents-1986
- Surfin' Some More-1987
- Surfin' Smurfs-1987
- Surfin' (Please Stop Surfing)-1988
- Surfin' (We Are Too Old To Surf)-1990
- Surfin' Africa-1990
- Surfin' Swimming-1991
- Surfin' Charles Manson-1992
- Surfin' Your Mom-1994
- Surfin' The Interweb -1994
- Surfin' Oscar Wilde-1995
- Surfin' Richard Pryor's Mustache-1996
- Surfin' I SAID STOP SURFING!-1998
- Surfin' Neo-Nazis-1999
- Surfin' iPod-2001
- Surfin' iTunes-2002
- Surfin' Zune-2003
- Surfin' Smiles-2004
- Surfin' Revisited: Son Of Surfin'-2005
- Surfin' Quantum Physics-2005
- Surfin' Asylum-2006
- Surfin' For Porn-2006
- Surfin' No More Surfin!-2007
- Surfin' (cough), my aspirin!-2008
- Surfin' Medicaid-2008
- Surfin' Gwyneth Paltrow-2009
- Fuck That Shit, Gangsta Style -2009 (Later retitled Surfin' Like We've Never Surfed Before after a lawsuit from the executives at Surfin' Records.)
The Beach Boys also made great hits on other subjects like girs, summer and er ... Surfin' In Summer and Surfin' With Girls (and Surfin' Cars, don't forget Surfin' Cars).
[edit] Discography
- Surf Songs About the Beach and Surfin' and Surfin' and the Beach and Girls (and Surfin') - 1962
- Surf The Fun Vol. 3 - 1963
- The Surfest Surf of All the Surfin Surfs - 1964
- Did Someone Say Surfing? No? Ok, Sorry - 1964
- California Surfin' Raisins - 1965
- Songs about Politics...Haha, just kidding, Surfin' Sarcasm - 1965
- Surfin' - LIVE!!! Because You Demanded It! - 1966
- Horse Gag - Pet Sounds - 1966
- 60 Minutes of Random Animal Sounds - 1966
- Heroes and Non-Heroic Bad Dudes - 1967
- FRoWN - 1967 (Never finished)
- Frowny Frown - 1967 (Never started)
- The Beach Boys Presents Their Millionth Album in Just 2 Years - 1967
- Brian Wilson Stole the Album Title and Snorted It - 1968
- Let's Lie in Bed for a Couple of Months - 1971
- The Stopgap Album - 1973
- Brian Wilson Sucks - 1975
- Oops, Brian Forgot to Name This - 1976
- So Charles Manson Wrote a Song, Big Deal - 1979
- We Have Changed Our Mind About Brian Wilson - 1980
- Kokomo (Rock Bottom) - 1981
- Haha, Just Kidding, We Can Go Lower than Rock Bottom - 1984
- Brian Wilson Presents: Brian Wilson Presents - 1986
- Our Five Top 20 Hits and 20 Other Crappy Songs: All About Surfin' - 1988
- A Tribute To John Stamos - 1990
- Charles Manson Presents: The Beach Boys - 1991
- Surfin' Baghdad - 1991
- Surfin' with Dennis Wilson! - 1992
- Dignity! Don't Got It!! - 1994
- More Songs about Surfin' and Girls and LSD - 1996
- My Piano's in a Sandbox. Where's Yours? - 1998
- We're Too Old to Do This Anymore - 2000
- Beach Boys 2000: Surfin' Returns (As Crappy As Ever) - 2000
- We Are Not Gay! We Just Like To Surf! - 2002
- We Admit It, We're Gay...Surfin' - 2003
- Brian Wilson Presents: FRoWN - A Teenage Symphony To A Mid-Life Crisis - 2004
- Mike Love Presents: Crappy Poetry About Surfin' - 2006
- There Is No Rock Bottom, There's Only An Abyss - 2007
- Still Crappy After All These Years - 2008
- Surfin' Rides Again: Return Of Surfin' Part XII - 2009
