Bearatross
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“I guess they shall bear atrocities, a humanist philosophy, forget about the troubles and the strife.”
~ God on mishearing the word bearatross
A bearatross (Ursus diomedeidae) is a cross between a bear and an albatross. Some believe that the bearatross is a fictional creature, while others maintain that they were wiped out in a war to determine the King of all bearatrossen. The bearatross are believed to have many magical powers. They were also known for their great knowledge and wit. The natural habitat of the bearatross was what is now Uganda. They became almost extinct due to the value of their large intestine. The bearatross then migrated to Northern Canada, where they disguised themselves as polar bears. Ancient Micronesians worshiped the bearatross and yet depicted it in almost none of their art. The diet of the bearatross consists of almost anything that it can find, though it for some reason prefers the warm flesh of most mammals. The evolution of the bearatross can be followed back to the banana slug. From there, it can be traced to an ancient Hungarian bird, then to monkeys, then to what we now know as the bearatross.
