Beaverage
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A consumable imbibed by the avid Beaver Scouts before a beaver mission or simply for fun. The beaverage is known and suspiciously suspected to make scouts eager for beaver without all the hassle. Various beaverages exist and to each one his favorite. The iDrink was first thought to have been produced in Buck's Lesbian Diner in the inbred state of Tennessee, but archaeologists have found obelisks from ancient Egypt depicting kids imbibing several unique beaverages.
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[edit] Popular Beaverages
[edit] Beaverade
A popular morning beaverage in the state of Tennessee. Residents of Memphis first reported the beaverage being served in Buck's Lesbian Diner as a lubricant that apparently after years of careful formulation, became the international beaverage we all love and enjoy today. Famously popularized by the Beaver Scouts, Jeremy and Oswald, above.
[edit] Crystal-Maff
A powerful, 176 proof mix of ethanol and urine with varying degrees of distillation and methods of filtration. Originally thought to cure testicular cancer, Crystal-Maff was eventually found to cause testicular cancer and was removed from the Pepsi product line in 1976. However, due to immense public appeal, Crystal-Maff can be found in most diners across America, particularly in Tennessee, where it is served with Beaverade and chased with milk. One proposed theory as to why Crystal-Maff has not lost popularity despite being solely produced via bootlegging, filling up in a bus, and the Oldest Trick in the Book is due to its simple yet effective secret formula.
Crystal-Beff Secret Formula
[edit] Buck's Favorite
A complete mystery to all its fans, Buck's Favorite is made by Buck in his Buick with the tinted windows.
