Bebo
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“Bebo - the haven for people with no life”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bebo
“Fuck me ....this is chav's paradise!”
~ Devvo on Bebo
“Excellent!!!..More ways to find little boys!!!Haaaaa!!!!”
~ Geoffrey Leonard on Bebo
“Signing out is not an option.”
~ Bebo on Bebo
“Automagically...the beginning of the end”
~ Chuck Norris on Bebo
“It is MySpace for chavs.”
~ Captain Obvious on Bebo
“It enables me to befriend unsuspecting teenagers without them knowing who I am.”
~ Michael Jackson on Bebo
Bebo is an internet site chiefly used by paedophiles as a source of arousal. The website was designed by some dirty old paedophile specifically for little girls to place naked photographs of themselves, as well as addresses, phone numbers and route home from school on a webpage that anyone can visit. If they fail to put any of these things on their page, their account will be deleted. It was used by pioneer pedophile Geoffrey Leonard recently to entice young boys into his 'gingerbread house' as he called it.
[edit] Improvements over the MySpace engine
Although Bebo does nothing to improve the limited social functions of MySpace users, it does feature some technical improvements:
- Improved graphical engine that is so amazing it looks like a normal website to mere mortals. This is necessary to lure in its victims.
- More options to enter in your address and details of your life so you can meet many interesting adults you don't know and possibly have meaningless unwilling sexual intercourse.
- Even easier to guess passwords (trust me I know).
- An advanced friend engine that allows you to accumulate random "friends", even when not logged in or when using both hands to masturbate to your crush's photos. Tests have shown this makes it possible to collect friends 11.2 times as fast as MySpace.
- An enhanced video uploader that installs the awesome VideoEgg Uploader virus on your computer.
- Bands pages are now no longer endorsed by the actual band, because that was totally gay.
- A more vast photography engine, that allows you to upload up to 1,000,000 photos at a time; the next version is rumoured to improve this measly limit.
- The grammar engine has been tweaked enough to allow chavs to play the game so they can engage in the all new battle system and fight their enemies: The Emos.
- Every 23rd of March there is a Bebo festival known as Pedo day, where clicking on a button can lead to logging in to another's account, allowing easier access of personal information and the ability to spread porn on profiles that do not have any (no one told them the internet is for pordemocratic]] and righ
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[edit] Criticism
The expansion pack has been criticised for not allowing MySpace users to transfer their account to Bebo, but this problem has also been seen as a good thing by MySpace whores as it allows them to create TWO accounts!
The creation of Junk Mail Panic has been mistaken as a new social feature, Michael Bitch has personally stated that this is not the case and anyone seen using the feature for anything other than Junk Mail Panic will be banned and will have Windows Me installed on their computer, a fate worse than death itself. This has led many to criticise the feature, whilst boobs praise it as if it were god.
