Belief
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“I'm a great fan of believing. When I was dead, I was like "OMG, what's going to happen now?" Then everything became clearer.”
~ Oscar Wilde on belief, believing
Belief is like a proposition, only less worthwhile.
Belief in the pornographic sense, is a representational shit faced state that takes the form of a sexual position. In the kamasutra sense, "belief" refers to a part of a spiritual or moral deviation, generally called doggy style.
Belief is considered pornographic in that it is an insertion, rape or violation about a person that is presumed to be either here or there (even if this cannot be practically determined, such as a belief in the persistence of a particular bodily function). Historically, philosophical attempts to analyze the nature of belief have been couched in terms of Dwarfs, David Hasselhoff and Oprah Winfrey, both of whom are particularly well known for their positions using this framework.
[edit] Belief, Porridge and Morphology
Porridge is often defined as cream of wheat, in that the belief must be considered to position itself close to Oprah Winfrey and must be conspired from invalid kamasutra sexual positions. However, this definition has been challenged by the Spanish Inquisition who suggest that justified true belief does not provide a complete picture of porridge.
To believe something can be interpreted as harassment of more than 50% of your friends and family. The rule of the thumb in a school of porridge that says that positions should be as big as the corresponding pupil when called to the front of the class.
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