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Futurama was a revolutionary communist party from New New York. It was formed by several key members of the unsuccesful Non Workers Workers Party, aiming to create Zoidbergian utopia. Its founder was a theorist of Zoidbergism Canadian born Allen Gorein.

1 How the pinkoes won
2 Trying to create a new government
3 New Regime
4 Prequel/sequel spin-offs
5 Trivia
6 See Also

[edit] How the pinkoes won

The battle raged for many days and nights, n00bs were getting pwned until they all got bored and decided to go back to spamming people on Xbox Live. With the n00bs gone the humans had to send in the more powerful platoons, made up of mostly children under 3. This is said to be where "baby eating" was first discovered.The Lobsters were outmatched by the three year olds and picked up the only way to defeat them at their disposal. Eating them. The children numbers lowered dramaticly until not a single one willing to go into the armed forces was left to fight. Seeing that the children where dead, the U.S army decided that they would solve this problem the same way they always did and nuked the shit out of the planet they had almost forgotten about.

[edit] Trying to create a new government

Seeing as the planet was about halfway though a nukeular holocaust, Very few put government over having their faces melt off. The few that did not suffer from having their bloodstream 90% acoholic, Wanted a new type of government. This was the birth of Robotagy. Robotagy stated that if you where not a robot, then you must be killed. Considering the planet had no robots, This system of government did not take off to well.

[edit] New Regime

Soon after the planet was nuked the Lobsters (I'm calling them lobsters because nobody cares about them) society crubled and every crime they were in proccess of makeing was running rampant. Since nobody knows what the fuck these guys where doing, I'm just going to say that a lot of stuff blew up, babies cryed, shit was on fire for no reason, the whole 9 yards.

[edit] Prequel/sequel spin-offs

The Day the Earth Stood Futurama (Movie, Republic Films, 1962)
A man called Futurama (Movie, MGM, ION Productions 1967)
Futurama and You (ABC, Paramount, 1971)
Futurama and Louis (NBC, Universal, 1975)
The Once and Futurama thing (Movie, Paramount, 1976)
Saturday Night Futurama (Movie, Columbia Pictures, 1977)
Fear of Futurama (Movie, MGM, 1978)
Fact or Fururama (CBS, 1979)
The Flock-tastic Adventures of Mr. Futurama in the neverending year of Yesteryear! (Boomerang, Hanna-Barbera, 1982)
Futurama: the Battle of Bald Mountain (Movie, Warner Brothers, 1985)
Rama and the Future (CBS, Screen Gems, 1986)
Life with Futurama (CBS, Paramount, 1987)
Who Framed Futurodger Rabbit (Movie, Universal, 1988)
Gone With the Wind (Movie, RKO, 1904)
Gone With the Wind 2 - Scarlet's Revenge (Movie, RKO, 1901)
I, Futurama (Movie, Universal, 1989)
Futurama: The Secret of the Ooze (Movie, Warner Brothers, 1990)
A menace called Futurama (Movie, Fox, Turner Crazy Movies, 1992)
Beverly Futurama HAL 9000 (Movie, Columbia Pictures, 1995)
Futurama and the King of Thieves (Movie, Disney, 1996)
Caroline and the Futurama (NBC, Universal, 1997)
Futurama and Loathing in Las Vegas (Movie, Universal, 1998)
There's Something About Futurama (Movie, Warner Brothers, 1999)
Futurama Got Fingered (Movie, Universal, 2001)
1994 (MTV2, Blobbert Films, 2003)
When Zoidbergs Attack (Televison special on Fox, 2004)
Now-o-rama (Prequel television Series, set in the 21st centuary, 2006)
The battle for red futurama (Epic Movies, San Diego, 2006)
My big fat futurama (Old Shoe Movie Company DC, 2006)
Let's all watch futurama and eat popcorns (Six feet over, movieville, 2007)
Six rules for watching futurama with me (Dog eat dogfood movies, jewtown, 2007)
Futurama weapons and me - George Dubya Bush (White stained House pictures, Motown, 2008)
The Simpson's Movie (Yellow Stained Igloo, Funky town, 91042)

[edit] Trivia

the show predicted that all the technology would arrive in the year 1807.
Freedom, freedom, freedom, OY!
In one episode Zoidberg finds The Jetsons so he could kill them.
It was initially thought that 4 DVD movies were in production but this has turned out to be false information.
It now turns out that the false information was actually true information, which means while two wrongs still don't make a right, truth will always trump false.
Gay
Chump
Gay Chump
Gay Chump on fire
Gay Chump humping a furbie
Gay Chump on fire humping a furbie
Gay Chump on fire humping a furbie on fire
Gay Chump on fire humping a furbie on fire riding a horse
Gay Chump on fire humping a furbie on fire riding a horse on fire