Bielefeld
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Bielefeld is a non-existing city in Germany, said to lie in the mystical lands of Northrhine-Westphalia, or maybe Spain.
As we now know, the whole history and existence of Bielefeld is based on a conspiracy. While this truth has become pretty well-known in educated circles as the internet has revealed more and more such dangerous secrets (See [1] (article in English) and [2] (the whole theory in German) for more info), "They" have gone to great lengths to keep the general public in the dark.
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[edit] Alleged History of Bielefeld
[edit] The Bielefeld International Airport
The Bielefeld International Airport is now considered the primary proof that Bielefeld does not exist. The Airport lies approximately 2 miles west of Bielefeld and is the second-largest ever built, dwarfed only in comparison to the Critter Country airport in Disneyland. The argument is that, because of the astonishing size of the Bielefeld International Airport, everything besides it (except for the Critter Country airport, of course) is so small in comparison that it may as well be considered nonexistent. This theory has been founded experimentally when Flight 11, the first ever to land on the BIA, mysteriously vanished on September 11, 2002, possibly involving a temporal anomaly.
Flight 175, the second attempt to land in Bielefeld, will take place the day before The Day After Tomorrow.
[edit] The Bielefeld Triangle
Some believe that the construction of the Bielefeld International Airport, due to its sheer size, has torn the fabric of Reality to shreds and resulted in the non-disappearance of Bielefeld altogether - that is to say, Bielefeld now never existed. Gerhard Schroedinger, former Bundeskohl of Germany and inventor of the Cat-Toast Device, however, calls this theory nonsense.
[edit] See also
- BND (successor of the Gestapo or something)
- Verfassungsschutz
- Benediktskirchen (another non-existing city)
[edit] Common cover-up stories
- No such thing as Bielefeld, but my German teacher came from there. Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder.
- Trams in Bielefeld run underground.
- The University of Bielefeld looks like a giant spaceship.
- Bielefeld's twin town
- Zwingerstadt von Bielefeld
