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Big Brother USA
 
Season 2 (2008)
Name Entry Exit      
Blake Day 154     
Chelsea Day 0     
Della Day 77     
Dent Day 0     
Elka Day 154     
Ian Day 0     
Iris Day 0     
Renny Day 0     
Ron Day 77     
Xavier Day 0     
Josh Day 0  Day 259   
Gina Day 154  Day 252   
Henry Day 105  Day 245   
Mitch Day 98  Day 238   
Nashville Day 154  Day 231   
Abigail Day 0  Day 224   
Lisa Day 0  Day 217   
Excela Day 105  Day 210   
Kiki Day 0  Day 203   
Jake Day 154  Day 196   
Oliver Day 84  Day 189   
Umbra Day 28  Day 182   
Zap Day 84  Day 175   
Froggy Day 0  Day 168   
Bunny Day 154  Day 161   
Terry Day 140  Day 154   
Yen Day 140  Day 147   
Seltzer Day 126  Day 140   
Raggle Day 0  Day 133   
Vinny Day 84  Day 126   
Grim Day 84  Day 119   
Olivia Day 63  Day 112   
Brian Day 0  Day 105   
Johnny Day 0  Day 98   
Purificacion Day 14  Day 91   
Daisy Day 35  Day 84   
Miss Day 42  Day 77   
Davidik Day 14  Day 70   
Emily Day 0  Day 63   
Jillian Day 28  Day 56   
Gripper Day 0  Day 49   
Peck Day 28  Day 42   
Dylan Day 14  Day 35   
Quackers Day 0  Day 28   
Hush Day 0  Day 21   
Sameer Day 0  Day 14   
Isabella Day 0  Day 7   
Kickle Day 0  Day 1   
Legend
Nominated
Evicted
Head of Household

Big Brother America is not a TV SHOW, this is a real game!, they put about 20 people into a big house, somewhere in the USA and they live there, fighting with each other to survive! The only way out is by eviction, death or by quitting!


  • Do you Enjoy the need to harass, insult, berate and Make fun of others and not feel regret or remorse?
  • Do you like to play hard, beat up others, Earn tonnes of cash, giving none to your Mamma?
  • Do you Get a kick out of making others lose, feel hurt, betrayed and beaten down until they just can't take it anymore?


Then Big Brother Is For You!!

Contents

[edit] Rules of Big Brother

  1. No guests in the house are allowed to have sex. (This rule is FREQUENTLY broken)
  2. They can only have 1 pair of pants, 1 shirt, 1 pair of socks and 1 pair of underwear.
  3. There are Camera's everywhere and they make high pitched noises all day long!
  4. Each Contestant participates in contests, which usually involves getting hurt and being yelled at many times by all the other contestants, especially when you lose!
  5. No paper and no pens are allowed but if you're lucky enough to find them, there are a few guns carefully placed in the building! WARNING- only to be used in extreme cases!
  6. No talking about the Big Brother people (Republicans) during your stay! No discussing the inside world with the outside

[edit] Famous House Guests

  • Tom Cruise - in 2003, he entered the house and left on Finale Night! The guy ate everyone's food! Guests were afraid to vote him out because then his "Scientology" Alliance would attack back!
  • Jed Bush - He entered the house in 2002 but was soon evicted because he lost the vote, even though he tried desperately to rig it! (just like in Florida).
  • John Travolta - 2003, Immediately joined the Scientology Alliance when he entered the House, just after Cruise came in. Travolta likes to hit on other women while inside the house.
Current favorite to win, Renny Martyn, sporting a lovely gettup.
Current favorite to win, Renny Martyn, sporting a lovely gettup.

[edit] Events at Big Brother

Head Of Household Competition
  • guests compete against each other until exhaustion to decide who gets to run the house, which includes harassing, beating, yelling at all the house guests and Nominating 2 other guests for daily beatings and eventual eviction or death, whichever happens first!
Power of Veto da Beato
  • Guests have the right to fight (literally) for the Veto da Beato which can save a guest from eviction (if they've died, it's too late haha) But whoever loses in the competition is allowed to be starved for 24 hours without food or water!
Food Competition
  • These are very fun but only for those who get to watch! In order to get food for the house, you have to eat food! But this isn't no ordinary food. It can be anything, there's no food that is barred from this competition! One guest even had to go to the hospital once! Many have gotten sick from it.
Luxury Competitions
  • Ya you heard right, you get to play for items like guns and knives and tv's and music! Sometimes the luxuries have even been strippers and Hookers! Or if you're married you get to have your husband/wife come in for the night and have wild hot Sex!

[edit] Winners

Wow! Big titz!!!
Wow! Big titz!!!

There has been only 1 winner of the Big Brother America competition! Jessica Simpson back in 2004. Since then there has been another game started, still running today, no clear winner in sight!

[edit] The House!!!

The house has a total of five floors! The house is made to hold a maximum of 24 people at a time, but this year, they made a House Next Door that can hold five people!!! Here is an overview of the house:

The BB House!
The BB House!

[edit] First floor

  • Backyard - Where Head of Household competitions, Power of Veto competitions, and the rabid pit bulls are held!! It also contains a huge swimming pool and a hot tub that's great for late night orgies.
  • Kitchen - Where they cook and eat food! Duhh!
  • Dining Room - They eat food there too... hence why it's called a "Dining Room". They also nominate HouseGuests for Eviction in that room!!!
  • Sitting Area - A small area with a few chairs and a potted plant.
  • Diary Room - Actually a closet with a chair in it. In this room the Houseguests divulge their innermost feelings to the producers (aka: Republicans) about the show.

[edit] Second floor

  • Green bedroom - A bedroom with green walls and five green striped beds!
  • Blue bedroom - A bedroom with blue walls and five blue checkered beds!
Big Brother Season 1 Logo. Nobody was impressed with this shit from the Netherlands.
Big Brother Season 1 Logo. Nobody was impressed with this shit from the Netherlands.

[edit] Third floor

  • Living room - The houseguests sit here when they wait to find out which nominee is evicted! Has two chairs and three huge couches!
  • Pink bedroom - A bedroom with pink walls and five pink polka-dotted beds!
  • Purple bedroom - A bedroom with purple walls and four purple beds!
  • Bathroom - A bathroom with a toilet and shower and sinks!!!
Wow, amazing Stairs!
Wow, amazing Stairs!
The Pool in the Big Brother House.
The Pool in the Big Brother House.

[edit] Fourth floor

  • Billiards room - A big room with a pool table and an open bar!!!

[edit] Fifth floor

  • Chess balcony - A balcony looking down on the rest of the house that has a chess board and weird-ass sofa!
  • Head of Household room - A massive bedroom with a King size bed and a private bathroom that has a huge bathtub in it!

[edit] Big Brother: Season 2

[edit] Phase one

Big Brother 2 started January 1, 2008!!! On Day 1, 21 HouseGuests entered the house's backyard... but there was a BIG twist! Big Brother said that in order to save the HouseGuests the trouble of worrying who'd be first out, one person would have to be voted out before even going in! The HouseGuests voted at sunrise of Day 1, and it looked like Ian was going to be evicted, but six people in a row voted out Kickle and he ended up being the unlucky one (or lucky one maybe!!!). Big Brother then announced he had eliminated the concept of the Power of Veto for no good reason. Over the next two weeks, Isabella and Sameer were booted using the standard Eviction process.

Big Brother's second cruel twist was unhatched on Day 14 only seconds after Sameer was kicked out of the House! Show host Julie Chen revealed that in order for the show to last a whole year they needed more HouseGuests so they don't run out! Big Brother immediately sent in three more HouseGuests: Dylan, Davidik, and Purificacion. All hell broke loose, when the original 18 said it was unfair, and it only got worse when Davidik won Head of Household for that week. Over the next two weeks, Hush and Quackers got evicted. Big Brother immediately decided that the house looked "too empty" and added three more HouseGuests: Umbra, Peck, and Jillian, bringing the total number of remaining HouseGuests to 22. The house functioned as normal, and Dylan was evicted on Day 35. He however, was immediately replaced with a new HouseGuest named Daisy. Peck was sent packing soon after, but was replaced with Miss the same day. Over the next few weeks, Gripper, Jillian, and Emily were evicted. Day 63, however saw Olivia, the winner of a contest sponsored by Kit Kat enter the house.

Davidik and Miss were evicted in the following two weeks, and Big Brother decided it was time for a new twist to the game. On Day 77, March 18th, Big Brother added elderly, married couple Ron and Della to the house. It was immediately proclaimed that together, they would serve as the Head of Household for the week. The couple nominated Daisy and Johnny, and Daisy was booted at the conclusion of the week. Minutes after Daisy left, Big Brother again decided the house was too empty and added four more HouseGuests: Vinny, Grim, Oliver, and Zap. This brought the total number of remaining contestants to 23.

[edit] Phase two

Purificacion and Johnny were evicted in the next two weeks, with yet another new HouseGuest, Mitch, being added in minutes after Johnny's eviction. Brian was evicted the next week, and Big Brother added in two more HouseGuests, Henry and Excela, just for the hell of it. Olivia, Grim, and Vinny were evicted in the subsequent weeks, with new HouseGuest Seltzer being added in shortly after Vinny left. Raggle was evicted next, and then Seltzer was sent out on Day 140. Big Brother added in two new HouseGuests on Day 140, Terry and Yen. This time, there was a twist though: the Head of Household would have to nominate either Terry or Yen, and then choose any one other contestant to face the chop. Yen was booted on Day 147, and Terry was booted the following week due to her extreme unpopularity in both the House and the outside world. Immediately following Terry's eviction, host Julie Chen revealed a secret "House Next Door". Big Brother added 6 new HouseGuests (Blake, Bunny, Elka, Gina, Jake, and Nashville) to the "House Next Door", unbeknownst the other HouseGuests. It was then revealed that the HouseGuest evicted this week, would not actually leave the house, but would become the Head of Household for the "House Next Door". This houseguest will immediately choose to evict one of the 6 new HouseGuests, and then rejoin the Main House minutes later with the five "House Next Door" survivors. Della ended up being fake evicted, and when given the choice, evicted Bunny on Day 160. Della returned moments later with the five new HouseGuests, much to the chagrin of Froggy and Excela. During Bunny's eviction interview, she was given the power to choose the next Head of Household, and gave the power to Elka. Elka later decided to honor Xavier's previous nominations, and Froggy was evicted over Della by a solid margin.

[edit] Phase three

Phase three kicked off with Renny winning Head of Household and nominating Ron and Zap, with Zap being evicted with 86%. In the following week Umbra was evicted with 90% of the vote over the increasingly popular Elka. Over the next few weeks, Oliver, Jake, Kiki, Excela, Lisa, and Abigail were evicted using the standard nominations process. Minutes after Abigail's eviction, Big Brother set the HouseGuests an Endurance Head of Household competition that involved keeping your hand in a large cake for the longest amount of time. Iris and Ian lasted over 30 hours, with Ian eventually taking his hand out of the cake. Nashville and Xavier were nominated by Iris, with Nashville being evicted that week. Mitch was evicted the following week in the second closest vote of the season, followed by Henry, Gina, and Josh the weeks after. Elka was the next evicted.

[edit] Future events

Big Brother will add two additional HouseGuests to the House on Day 263, and 3 more HouseGuests on Day 301. The program will conclude on Day 365 when the winner of Big Brother 2 is announced.

[edit] Nominations table

Day 1 Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12
Head of
Household
None Dent Emily Davidik Ian Chelsea Jillian Daisy Johnny Umbra Brian Josh Della
Ron
Nominated All
HGs
Isabella
Raggle
Renny
Sameer
Gripper
Hush
Davidik
Quackers
Davidik
Dylan
Peck
Xavier
Gripper
Ian
Jillian
Purificacion
Emily
Kiki
Davidik
Xavier
Lisa
Miss
Daisy
Xavier
Evicted Kickle
7 of 21 votes
to evict
Isabella
65%
to evict
Sameer
54%
to evict
Hush
72%
to evict
Quackers
53%
to evict
Dylan
56%
to evict
Peck
75%
to evict
Gripper
70%
to evict
Jillian
68%
to evict
Emily
50.2%
to evict
Davidik
85%
to evict
Miss
73%
to evict
Daisy
81%
to evict
Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Week 18 Week 19 Week 20 Week 21 Week 22 Week 23 Week 23 Week 24
Head of
Household
Raggle Olivia Zap Abigail Vinny Iris Dent Ron Kiki Mitch Xavier Della Elka
Nominated Dent
Purificacion
Johnny
Iris
Brian
Renny
Ian
Olivia
Grim
Renny
Xavier
Vinny
Mitch
Raggle
Excela
Seltzer
Henry
Yen
Renny
Terry
Della
Froggy
HND
HGs
Della
Froggy
Evicted Purificacion
80%
to evict
Johnny
59%
to evict
Brian
66%
to evict
Olivia
54%
to evict
Grim
74%
to evict
Vinny
83%
to evict
Raggle
64%
to evict
Seltzer
52%
to evict
Yen
71%
to evict
Terry
95%
to evict
Della
60%
to fake evict
Bunny
Della's choice
to evict
Froggy
77%
to evict
Week 25 Week 26 Week 27 Week 28 Week 29 Week 30 Week 31 Week 32 Week 33 Week 34 Week 35 Week 36 Week 37
Head of
Household
Renny Ian Lisa Chelsea Blake Della Nashville Henry Iris Josh Ian Dent Ron
Nominated Ron
Zap
Elka
Umbra
Ian
Oliver
Jake
Nashville
Elka
Kiki
Excela
Josh
Abigail
Lisa
Abigail
Chelsea
Nashville
Xavier
Della
Mitch
Henry
Josh
Chelsea
Gina
Elka
Josh
Evicted Zap
86%
to evict
Umbra
90%
to evict
Oliver
71%
to evict
Jake
52%
to evict
Kiki
70%
to evict
Excela
82%
to evict
Lisa
57%
to evict
Abigail
62%
to evict
Nashville
78%
to evict
Mitch
51%
to evict
Henry
63%
to evict
Gina
69%
to evict
Josh
61%
to evict
Week 38 Week 39 Week 40 Week 41 Week 42 Week 43 Week 44 Week 45 Week 46 Week 47 Week 48 Week 49 Week 50
Head of
Household
Renny Della Ron Julie Chen/Her Rifles Renny
Nominated Elka
Ian
Ian
Chelsea
Ron
Renny
All HG's Xavier Julie
Evicted Elka
67%
to evict
Ian
74%
to evict
Ron
97%
to evict
Chelsea
100%
to murder
Julie expelled./Ron murdered.
100%
to smother and expel.

[edit] Controversy and Criticism

[edit] Crowd noise

Critics often point out that the live audience present at Eviction shows are abrasive loudmouths. Crowds are present at all Evictions (with the exception of Kickle's sunrise Eviction) and have very rarely given evicted HouseGuests a positive response. A recent article published by Time Magazine noticed that after reviewing the tapes of all Big Brother 2 "Eviction" episodes, Roseanne Barr noted that only a few popular HouseGuests (Peck, Emily, Johnny, Brian, and Olivia) were cheered upon their exits.[1] Even worse, further review showed that a member of the audience threw a taco at Purificacion while she exited the house (a racist jab at her Mexican heritage), and that several audience members pelted eggs at Terry during her Eviction walk. When asked about the issue, Producer Allison Grodner said that the harassment will decline as the series continues as only relatively popular contestants will remain in the House.


[edit] Elka's Murder

Elka was the first HouseGuest to be murdered, but shockingly, she had just been evicted! Elka had just strode out the door when witness reports say "A shot rang out and Elka exploded all over the door." It has been rumoured Julie Chen, the host was responsible for this horrible crime, if not for her presence at the live show with several rifles


[edit] Chelsea's Eviction

Host, Julie Chen entered the game and had to evict one HouseGuest by the end of the week. She conflicted with all her fellow HouseGuests for one week. These conflicts included vandalizing Della's belongings, molesting Xaviers bed, and chewing out Chelsea's hair. Chelsea, being the only one to stand up to Julie, fought with her and also shot Julie in the foot. This resulted in her eviction, as she was the only one to gather a vote, Julie's. Julie promptly shot Chelsea in the head as she was about to exit. This shocked all HouseGuests, including Renny who was very close with Chelsea and seeing her evicted was enough. Renny promptly threw herself at Julie and headbutted her into Oblivion. Another tombstone was marked in front of the front door and evicted HouseGuests have stated that they have tripped on the begining of their Eviction Walk and while recovering tripped over Elka's tombstone and breaking several body parts. Chelsea's murder eventually resulted in Julie's Expulsion and Renny being temporarily sent to the Punishment Room. The following week. The only reason Julie was expelled was the fact that Chelsea had been evicted and therefore, was exempt to being murdered. Julie also killed another HouseGuest while they were still in the house. The following week, when Renny won Head of Household and nominated Julie and Xavier, Julie killed Xavier in his sleep by smothering him so she would not be evicted. However, Big Brother expelled her, and she was stripped of her hosting job. which she eventually recovered due to her husbands high status in the company.

[edit] Influence from the outside world

Season 2 garnered large amounts of controversy for the fact that when a HouseGuest's eviction was announced, the percentage of the vote they received was announced as well. Several journalists criticized this action as it was believed that this gave HouseGuests how well they are being perceived in the house. Additionally, journalist Bill O'Reilly pointed out that following the Eviction of Peck, HouseGuests deduced that his Eviction percentage (the highest yet at the time)and the fact that audible cheering was heard during his exit, evidenced that Xavier was popular in the outside world. This caused Xavier to be nominated strategically by Heads of Household in later weeks with other HouseGuests that were near certain to get the axe. [2]

[edit] Copious amounts of additional HouseGuests

Critics have noted that throughout the second season, unnecessary amounts of additional HouseGuests have been added to the game in a desperate ploy to boost ratings. The "Intruders" were seen as controversial due to the fact that they were still eligible to win, despite having to survive less Evictions than original HouseGuests. Also, Bob Saget noted that the Intruder HouseGuests had unfair knowledge of how the contestants are perceived in the outside world, as well as knowing secrets in the house. The most noted use of unfair knowledge occurred on Day 78 when Intruder HouseGuests Ron and Della nominated Daisy for Eviction based on actions she displayed on television. This event occurred on a smaller scale earlier on Day 75 when Umbra nominated Emily and Kiki (who were both extremely popular at the time) solely because she wished to eliminate a strong contender from the game. This however, caused viewers to see her as a traitor, and Umbra was overwhelmingly evicted on the first opportunity given 17 weeks later.

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