Bikini Bottom

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Bikini Bottom is a hairy and run-down village under the sea featured in Spongebob squaredpants. It's located under Shakira's bath tub, beside Slut City.

[edit] The Villagers

[edit] Spongebob Squaredpants

Is the infamous apprentice of Lord Voldemort, dedicated to the location of Harry Potter porn for his master's 'evil will'. He had a child with Elvis during a hot brush party in 2730. Currently, he lives in a rotten green pineapple with a badly cut apple veranda and has a pet gorilla named Tylenol 3.

[edit] Pat-trick Stub

Pat-trick Stub is Spongebob's 42nd wife, despite the facts they're both transsexual. 'It' lives under the Liberty Statue that it stole from Japan, who stole it from New York, who in turn stole it from France. It is a green, little zebra from some zoo in Montana.

[edit] Sandy Cheeky

Sandy Cheeky is the local porn star, and has babies with all the villagers in Bikini Bottom. Also called the 'Giraffe out of the sky', she lives in Spongebob's Pants and performs some 'jobs' here and there.She Performs local sex shows in the krusty krab, their local sex parlour.

[edit] Squitty Ward Ten-acres

Squitty is an ugly octopus who lives in One Piece's sunken 'Going Silly' ship, a Canadian naval ship sunken by a goldfish. He has 462 legs, 537 hands and numerous anuses. He has a big nose, a long eye, and 'wood' fetish.

[edit] You Geek Crap

Crap is Spongebob's Lord and all-powerful god, and also Squitty's father, brother and cousin. He runs a restaurant named 'The Really Krusty Crap' that produces the famous 'Condom Patty' and 'Diarrhea shake'.

[edit] Prank-top Planktonn

Planktonn is a giant amoeba who lives in a giant barf bag named the Bitch Bucket. He is Crap's sexmate, idol, dildo, bikini model and toilet. He also has a wife named Karen, a virus program from 1985.