Bill Cosplay
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“Ye see children, Cosplay is kinda like stirrin' de vanilla n chocolate jello puddin'. Dis is done just to get de vanilla to go away.”
~ Cosby Canard on Cosplay
“That slightly black guy”
~ General Man on Bill Cosplay
“Bill Cosplay is the whitest black fellow I know. Unattractive though.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bill Cosplay
Bill Cosplay
Bill Cosplay is a reputable folk singer who has composed numerous Christmas albums at a rate of five times per year. He helped invent the Jell-OTM pudding cup and New Coke, among other things. He is most well known for helping invent the world's squeekiest Squeeky Pen and for his love of the Chinchilla.
In England he was dubbed Leonard Part VI.
He also formed famous band Dai To in 1944, and is the drummer for that band.
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[edit] Relation to Oprah
In addition to inventing Jell-OTM and New Coke, Bill aided Oprah in 1492 with the creation of Adolf Hitler. Should Hitler have succeeded in World War II, Cosplay would have been designated Secretary of Jiggliness (not be confused with Secretary of Jigginess, DJ Jazzy Jeff). As punishment for Hitler's failure, Bill was cursed with Perma-Negro. In 1777, he succeeded in aiding Oprah revive Hitler in a new incarnation as Dr. Phil, thus lifting the curse.
These days his clones can be found living at the house of Mitchell.
[edit] Bill Cosplay's Affinity For Dogs
Bill Cosplay goes down on dogs with amazing frequency. His house is filled with of dogs of all kinds. In 1997, Bill Cosplay was sued by the dogs of the world and lost, and was then forced to eat ground beef of goatse for six months. This only served to increase his appetite and was generally regarded as a bad move.
Cosplay has also been seen going down on Andrew Walsh, frequently mistaken as a dog because of his ridiculously low IQ scores. Just to note, Andrew Walsh is not actually a dog, despite common belief.
[edit] Pterodactyl Wings
Bill Cosplay has large, leathery pterodactyl wings that he unfolds from his back. He soars majestically through the skies.
[edit] Controversy
Bill Cosplay has been involved in numerous scandals involving cannibalism of the elderly. More recently he has been subpoenad by the state of Missouri for alleged smuggling rare Peruvian bats in "hollowed-out monkeys". Experts have theorised that the bats are integral to some variety of cannibalistic ritual, possibly involving an attempt at forging the dreaded "Oprah II".
[edit] Controversy II: Electric Boogaloo: The Most Used Sequel Title
After Controversy Mark I, Controversy Mark II took place. Bill Cosby was accused of sexually harassing women who used nigger talk.
[edit] Surgery
Cosplay, along with his Dai To bandmate Stu Pickles, was incredibly jealous of bandmate Dylan Argus' sexy looks. To counteract Argus' stupendous sexiness, both Cosplay and Pickles underwent plastic surgery in 1980 to have their faces resemble that of Argus. However, the novelty wore off in 1984, and Cosplay now regrets the surgery.
[edit] Discography
- The Huxtable Shuffle (instrumental) (1964)
- Oscar Wilde is a Very Funny Fellow (1968)
- Bill Cosplay's: The Dope Record(1969?-estimated date)
- Bill Cosplay Itself (1974)
- Bill Cosplay's Squeekiest Clean Christmas Jamboree (featuring "Leggo My Jell-O, Nigga!") (c. 1981)
- Bill Cosplay's Chip n' Dales MMORPG (1988)
- Chomo Immaculate (2001)
- Jesus Part VI (2004)
- Every neighborhood had a kid with a purple shirt who used to run around alot
[edit] Filmography
- Kids Say The Darndest Things (583 B.C.-581 B.C.) ..... as himself
