Binary Mathematics
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“There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”
~ Some guy on Binary
“You have MATH:ERROR-UNDEFINED cows.”
~ A binary operated calculator on Your cows
Binary mathematics don't make any sense whatsoever. In binary there are only two numbers. zero (0) and one (1). That simply isn't enough numbers. What if you have two objects? You're fucked.
The rules for addition in binary are simple, as there are only four possible cases to cover, of which only three give valid results. Note that 1+1 is impossible in binary, as there is no number 2. Does this make sense to you? Me neither. Division is useless also, since you cannot divide by zero.
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[edit] Trigonometry
There is only one valid triangle within binary mathematics. Each side has a length of 1, each angle is 1, and the area is one. Not that this is interesting. Seriously it's not. It's boring. A "binary triangle?" Who, ever in their life, is ever, once ever, ever, going to need to use a binary triangle? Not me, I'll tell you that, and I'm a professor of Mathematic at MIT.
The area of the circle in binary mathematics is also 1. The diameter is 1, and the circumference is 1. By substitution we can deduce the value for Pi in binary mathematics to be 1. Note that the radius of a circle in binary mathematics does not exist (see "binary triangle", above).
