Bird song

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A bird, singing.

“I once heard a nightingale sing in Berkley Square. Terrible business”

~ Noel Coward on Bird Song

Birdsong, often referred to as "nature’s music", is a series of high pitched squawks made by small feathered birds.

[edit] Birdsong - a Historical Perspective

Despite its apparent popularity in much of society, birdsong is in fact not a song - or for that matter music, either. Although some people believe it to be so, birdsong is actually just a random cacophony of various sounds cobbled together with no real or redeeming meaning or thought put into it; hence the common phrase bird-brain.

Birdsong, since the extinction of small feathered birds, can no longer be heard in the Modern World. As no recordings have ever been made of birdsong, scholars and biologists alike have been left to speculate as to what it might have sounded like. Some cult movements have even gone so far as to suggest that birdsong had redeeming medical values, although to date there is no evidence of this.

[edit] Extract of Birdsong from The morning of March 21st

The following is the only known extract of birdsong, taken from Hitlers journal of life in the third reich. As you can plainly see from his love of birdsong, Hitler was defiantly pure evil.