Birrong

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Birrong in New South Wales was the first city to be established in Australia. Although many think Sydney is the first city to be colonised, they are wrong.

1 History
2 Location
3 Demographic
4 Mystery

[edit] History

In 1782, explorers from the New Zealand town of Canberra set out to discover a new state, as they were unamused by their current

One of Birrong's many street signs

territory. By 1796, they had made their way to the Aboriginal tribe of Birrong, where they brutally murdered everyone who wasn't the same colour as them. This practice still takes place by traditional settlers in Birrong, although they seem to be dying out.

One hundred and fity years later, in 1932, a rise in evil took place in Birrong. Elvis Presley became Lord Mayor of Birrong Council and systematically institutionalised the usage of dipthongs. After World War II finished in 1977, a surprise election was called. Presley lost the election to an Apple IPod in a landslide result.

[edit] Location

Birrong is an Australian autonomous region located in a rotating biodome on top of the Warsaw Radio Mast in Poland. Twice a week it is lowered so that supplies and people can be loaded, however the transfer is dangerous since a giant pony named Steve usually arrives and tries to get on board. Steve and Birrong remain in a permanent state of war.

[edit] Demographic

Birrong is 30% Chinese, 2% white, 62% Seychelles Islander, and 6% Cabernet Sauvignon. Its primary export, for which it is famous, is nipple clamps. Birrong enjoys a 7% literacy rate, making it the fourth highest in Australia. The language spoken by most 'Birrongois' is Cheek.