Bizarro Girl God

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“No Comment.”

~ God on Bizarro Girl God

“Join me and together we shall rule the galaxy.”

~ Oscar Wilde on ruling the galaxy

“I will crush Superman!”

~ Bizarro Girl God on Superman

[edit] Creation

Bizarro Girl God was a by-product of the God is a Girl project and a clone of Girl God. A seemingly random malfunction caused the original Divine DNA to become mixed with that of James T. Kirk, creating a twisted version of the original divine being. After escaping the cloning facility in Newark, she slaughtered the inhabitants of the town (they rose again three days later) and began her quest to destroy Superman.

[edit] Current Status

The current status of Bizarro Girl God is unknown, but it is believed she is one of President Crow's advisors, and is responsible for many of his evil plans. She is also believed to be lesbian.

[edit] Ants

Bizarro Girl God was created by ants - they can build anything! Isn't that amazing?

[edit] Powers and Activities

Her Pussy

Little is known about Bizarro Girl God's true powers. It is believed she has all of Girl God's powers, as well as those of James T. Kirk, which just might make her the most powerful being in the universe, after Hitler Bear. It is known she drinks the blood of puppies and enjoys Arby's. She is generally credited with the invention of binary, the lightbulb, woot and fat people. Homeland Security has also verified that she is behind the creation of anime, which she uses as a brainwashing tool to create loyal legions of fanboy and fangirl warriors. She has a 'dismantle on sight' order in twelve star systems.