Black Satan

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Black Satan dealing out some MAJ0RR PWNAGE to some n00b.

Satan Loves This Article

The Prince of Darkness — the ultimate purveyor of all things wicked, vile, and malevolent — has personally reviewed this article. The submitter and all subsequent editors are damned to eternal torment in hellfire.
Considering selling your soul? For great rates call 666.

“Is there any other kind?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Black Satan

“We be homeyz”

~ Black Jesus on Black Satan

“Niggaz gotta stick together!”

~ Wayne Brady on Black Satan

1 Birth
2 Career
3 Catch Phrases
4 Connections With African-American Racists
5 See Also

[edit] Birth

Black Satan was born in the year 02 after God said "Let there be Black Jesus", because everything in the world needs an opposite.

[edit] Career

Black Satan started out in the rap group NWA under the alias Nigabub. His rap was frequently violent and blasphemous so he eventually was kicked out. This is believed to be the cause of his hate for rap groups. After his rap career, he went into street performing. He bought a cheap guitar and a harmonica and played his tiny heart out. Unfortunately, he was taken for a homeless person, and made only enough money to pay for the guitar. This is believed to be the cause of his hate for Chicago. After that, he had no more ideas. He decided to go to heaven to ask the big man what he should be doing. God told him that his calling was causing pain to those filthy crackaz. Black Satan then went on to buy an urban clothing store, and has kept it the only truly segregated place of business in the United States.

[edit] Catch Phrases

Get the fuck out, cracka!

Black Satan. Note veins on forehead, as he was just shooting up some heroin.
You white Gods be hatin...
You always tryin to keep a nigga down!
I'll damn you, cracka! To Hell!
I'm from the H, the E, the L, L town.
My penis is SO much bigger than Black Jesus's.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!
New Orleans is also known as Black Satan's asshole.

[edit] Connections With African-American Racists

Al Sharpton is actually Black Satan's only son, come to destroy the world. Also known as the Anti-Christ.

[edit] See Also

v • d • e

The Host of Satii

Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan.
Original Satan: The one who fell first.	The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
Satan Claus: Ensnaring unsuspecting dyslexics looking for Santa.	The loudest Satan: SATAN
Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.	The scariest Satan: Antichrist
Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco	The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan	Satan of Sega gaming: Satan-Shadow
Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street	Fear the Wrath of the Satan leading the opposing forces in the War on Terra: Bambi
Satin: Is his name a typo?	El Antichristo de los naciones sudamericanos: El Diablo
Black Satan: Pimpin Satan.	Satan's socialite alter ego: Lucifer