Black Thursday

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Black Thursday (May 14, 1959) was the date of one of the most infamous events during the Mouse regime, the Black Thursday massacre.

[edit] The Massacre

It all began on Saturday, May 9, 1959. A group of mothers of the Mauschwitz detainees and disappeared persons began a small protest in front of the Disney Defense Force headquarters in Fantasyland. More and more people gradually joined the protest. Within days, the small protest became a massive demonstration with thousands of people. On Thursday, May 14, soldiers fired into the crowd. Unofficial tallies put the death toll of the Black Thursday massacre at well above 200. Some say that the massacre began when a soldier’s rifle accidentally discharged causing a panic. Other accounts say that the orders to shoot were issued by the then Chief of the Defense Forces, Admiral Donald Duck. There are even some tantalizing (but unverified) stories that the massacre was personally ordered by Mouse. After the Black Thursday incident, opponents of the Mouse regime started calling it the “Reign of the Rat.”

[edit] Evidence for Conspiracy

A re-examination of evidence (including the Xaprooder film, police radio scanners, and the testimonies of various umbrella salesmen) commissioned by the Department of Conspiracy Origins and Investigations (DOCI) seems to indicate that a five-year-old child was paid $0.01 to fire a cap gun into a tree next to the street where it all started. Evidence also showed shooters from the Corrugated Box Depository, from behind the wicket fence, the Laundromat Building, and the M. Mouse Memorial Grassy Knoll intentionally shot the spokesman of the protests, Jay K. Lemnop. However, much of the pertinent information is classified, destroyed, missing, sent to Mongolia, or hidden under a pile of '69 Volkswagen chassis.