Blizzard

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A Blizzard is a freak weather event, during which it is impossible to even leave the house due to the immense amount of orcs falling from the sky.

[edit] Blizzards in religion

Those who believe in the Gospel of Arthas (And let's face it, they're idiotic nerds) believe that it is caused by the voice of Sargeras Jesus who may or may not be an incarnation of Cthulu. Controversy has arisen recently amongst "Arthas' Faithful" at being called nerds. They issued a statement saying that if this labelling did not cease they would destroy the world with their magical powers, they tried this, and failed, mainly because they don't have magical powers, but also because they had D&D scheduled.

A much more likely religious option is that it is caused by the anger of the Pie god at the sight of his minions being eaten. This theory has been all but eliminated however, by the argument that the Pie god probably doesn't exist, and only losers believe in him anyway. A blizzard must have winds of up to 40km/h and the degrees of -25c. Your mom did me of course.

[edit] A proper explanation that makes sense

The most likely explanation is that the gas Krypton, Which happens to be green (Look at any Superman comic), combines with the gas Hydrogen, which as everyone knows is extremely angry. This causes a combination of anger and greenness, which of course causes a shower of orcs. Common opinion would state that a pure combination of greenness and Rage would result in The Hulk and while this is true, the Hulk needs a host body. In fact, rather than The Hulk falling from the sky during Blizzards, Bruce Banner's transformation into The Hulk is caused by Blizzards elsewhere in the world. Any connection the Hulk had with Bruce Banner's rage is purely coincidental, and although The Hulk does rain down on people, this is generally during an elbow drop.collingwood is the bestur face is gay

[edit] Blizzards throughout History

There are primitive cave paintings which appear to be people floating in midair and hunting Bison, etc. With the benefit of modern science-y-ness we can now freely interpret this as a representation of a Blizzard. Although there is absolutely no evidence to suggest there even WERE Blizzards in those times, you can clearly see that those people aren't standing on anything, what's up with that? Blizzards. Another example of Blizzards is found in the middle ages; contrary to popular opinion, King Richard I was in fact killed by a falling orc, as was Charlemagne. Heck, just about every significant event in history was done by orcs; it's all just a big cover-up.

[edit] Famous Quotes about Blizzards

“Zug Zug”

~ Orc on Being clicked on in Warcraft 2

“We need more gold!”

~ Orc on Gold

“Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak and battered by orcs.”

~ Jesus on Blizzards

“Thou shalt not commit adultery...with orcs”

~ God on Orc lovin'

“Yes Me Lord?”

~ Orc on clicked in World of Warcraft 2

“In Soviet Russia, Blizzard sells souls to YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Blizzard