Blue

• The colour of Thursday, at certain times, in the right conditions
• The colour of the sky at night
• The colour of Bloo (DUH!).
• The colour of Orlando Bloom's boxers
• The colour of sadness
• The colour of wild, unsubstantiated claims
• The color of wild, unsubstantiated claims
• The colour of wild, unsubstantiated clams
• The colour of awesome
• The color of this link that you don't know exists since everything in this article is blue
• The colour of the Decepticon Party
• The name chosen by the remaining musicians after some members of Deep Purple formed Simply Red
• What you get when you cross a llama with an antelope
• The colour of Christmas without you.
• The colour of large bodies of water. (Doesnt work with small ones.)
• The opposite of blue is red and the next door neighbour of blue is Mr. Smith
• Blue is also da ba dee da ba die. If you were green, you would die.
• Blue is also one of the coolest people ever, she rawks my sawks and if you have ANY decency, you'll bow down to her. She inspired me to write stuff so she owns your piñata!
• The color of Elmo.
• The sworn enemy of the colour Red
• The flavor that is Ray
• the team with Caboose, Church, Tex, and Tucker on it
• The color of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[edit] The perfect shade of Blue

According to the legend of "ysgol dwr" (roughly translates into "wet school") once a Teacher was painting his classroom, accidentally mixing two blues together, he had made the most perfect shade of blue, upon painting the room, he looked at it, his mind went crazy as his mind couldn't handle the perfectness of the blue, sending him insane. Not much is known about the teacher, many think he killed himself after kicking a photocopier and the thought of getting fired because of it, was the last straw.

[edit] See also

• Great Depression
• Blue
• Red Vs Blue
• Blue Man Group
• Blue Screen of Death
• Blue October
• Blue's Clues