Blue China
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“I've never seen anything like the Great Ball of Blue China. It's so... lonely. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Blue China
“No more yankee my wankee, da donger tired! ”
~ Long Duck Dong on Red China
“Goodness, gracious, GREAT Chinese blue balls of fire!!! ”
~ Jerry Lee Lewis on sex with an underage Red Chinese girl
Blue China is a small country which broke away from Red China on account of large quantities of illegal drugs and the high number of illicit sexual relations with underage Red Chinese Communists. Blue China is currently trying to persuade all depressed Red Chinese to immigrate to the country in order to boost the population. 
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[edit] History
Red China has refused to have diplomatic relations with Blue China since it considers it nothing more that a "rogue province". Mao Tse Turquoise, the first and only president of Blue China was quoted, regarding the situation, as saying, "I no care what dey commies tink a me. I no going to talk to dem nohow." Since then, all messages between the two countries have been transmitted through a neutral third party, usually the Vatican or Guatemala.
Blue China was first formally recognized by Denmark when the two met at the United Nations. Denmark was recorded as having said, "Hey, don't I know you?". Recognition by many other countries soon followed.
[edit] Culture
All culture has been permanantly banned from Blue China on clear instruction by the Blue Chinese cultural minister, Mr. Wee Noh Singordans.
[edit] The Great Ball
Baseball, being the national sport of Blue China, has occupied a sacred place in the history of the republic. In 2004, Mao Tse Turquoise created the Great Ball of Blue China in order to jumpstart a sagging tourist industry. To date, over 15 people have come to Blue China to have a chance to hold the great ball. Rumours that the great ball was actually manufactured in Haiti are greatly exaggerated and have been known to be the source of many beheadings among ex-patriate Blue Chinese.
[edit] Environment
Blue China does not have an environment as they do not believe in it. They do cultivate metals, although the success of this has been reportedly low.
