 Blue Man Group trying to seduce Jim Carey. Blue Man Group is a trio of aliens from Nooyark C-T who apparently communicate through telepathy. They have some fooled into thinking that they are three performers in blue paint who have a fascination with drums, Polyvinyl Chloride piping, and twinkies. Actually, the fascination with drums, PVCs, and twinkees part is true, but the three performers in blue paint is NOT. There are over sixty Blue Men stationed here on Earth, only appearing in shows three at a time to avoid panic. However, many of these sixty blue men turned blue because they were dared to swallow a copy of Microshaft Windoze 9-t-hate.
 Some conspiracy theorists believe that former President George W. Bush may have had connections with the blue men. [edit] Their Evil Plot
The plan of the Blue Men is simple:
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Yes, this seems stupid, but in their culture, turning a planet blue means that they have conquered it. Why do you think Neptune is blue? No, it's not because it's a gaseous planet or whatever. That's exactly what the government wants us to think, so there isn't an outbreak of mass panic. They got Magrathea too! And, why is the sky blue? Not because of refracted sunlight. THEY did that! Their latest project is the ocean. So far, they've only been able to blueinate the Carribean.
[edit] What We Can Do
Basically, when it comes down to the big picture, we can't do shit. However, there are some things that we, as individuals, can do to slow down their progress.
- Kill old people. Senior citizens are actually Blue Men in disguise.
- Once per week, smears yourself ups with butter and run around the neighborhood wearing nothing but thong and a coconut bra. This will confuse any Blue Men that are watching, and make them wonder if they really want to colonize such a weird planet.
- If you are Asian, procreate with them. Your offspring will be green, and it is a known fact that Blue people are afraid of green babies. They will flee the planet.
- Pollute the skies and water, so it will wear off the color blue:
- Burn your garbage. Throw what remains in the river.
- Forget the toilet, crap in the river.
- When you're in a swimming pool, pee in the water.
- Rig oiltankers with explosions and cause a "natural disaster."
The wisest thing to do however, is to consult a UFO expert or someone who has had experiences with aliens, such as Eric Cartman (Who was anally probed, twice), Dib (who's neigbor is an alien), or Homer Simpson (Who has had multiple encounters with aliens, one infact being his boss.) Also, you could try to get in contact with crazy people like Fox Mulder, who believes that pretty much anyone at any time could be an alien. Or do the smart thing and stop the blue men yourself.
[edit] Connections
The following people/groups may be affiliated with the blue men:
[edit] See Also
| The Conclave of Doom: ∩, Ed Gein, Assholes,User:TheGreatLiquidFox, Al Gore, Hugo Chavez, Big Bird, Mary Rogers, George W. Bush, Mario, Benito Mussolini, Dick Cheney, Adolf Hitler the Jackoff, Shadow the Hedgehog, The Barney Bunch, Nancy Pelosi, Bert, George Washington, Bears, Organization XIII, User:Darkness..123, Ernie, Killer whales, Ł, Ronald Reagan, Oprah Winfrey, Satan, KFC, Xerxes the Gay, Wendy, The Burger King, Ronald McDonald, Jollibee and Twirlie, Enron, Grue, Elvis Presley, The Pope, Officer Jenny, Penguins, Kyle Broflovski, King Stewie of the Universe, Kermit the Frog, Margaret Thatcher, Jimbo Wales, 1337, OfficeMax, Mickey Mouse, Star Wars Kid, Oscar the grouch, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Mel Gibson
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| Comics Committee: Doctor Doom, Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe, Joker, Ruby Gloom, Little Dot, Lex Luthor, Megatron, Mr. Freeze, Pikachu, The Riddler, Linus and Lucy, Rob Liefeld, Cream the Rabbit, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Magneto, Venom, Dr. Robotnik, Optimus Prime, Jimmy Neutron
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| Space Committee: Chairman Drek, Darth Vader, Dr. Nefarious, John Travolta, Katie Holmes, Khan Noonien Singh, L. Ron Hubbard, The Irken Empire, Zim, Team Rocket, Tom Cruise, Xenu, Meg Griffin, CATS, Neopets, Pox, Dalek Fred
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| Music/Theatre Committee: Abu Hamza, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kevin Federline, Leonard Bernstein, Avril Lavigne, Paul Hindemith, Madonna, Ron Jeremy, Hannah Montana
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| Thunderess Terror Trio: Steve Ballmer,Chris Chocola, Michael Howard
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| Minions: Fox "News", Rob Liefeld,Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Springer, Taurus Bulba
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| The Dancing Monkey Pajamas Party: Abu Hamza, Homsar, Pee-Wee Herman, Teletubbies, Herman Munster, Daffy Duck, O.J. Simpson, Mace Windu, Toad
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| Politics Committee: Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, The Legendary White Teletubby, Bill Bennett, Charles Montgomery Burns, Ted Kennedy, Chairman Mao, Hugo Chávez, Nelson Mandela, Kim Jong-Ill, CNN, Fox News, Imelda Marcos, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, Ian Paisley, John Kerry, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Jon Stewart
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| Sports Committee: Kobe Bryant, Roger Clemens, █████ ██████, Hulk Hogan, Rusty Wallace, Shaquille O'Neal, Hubert Horatio Humphrey, Vince McMahon, Sal Fasano, Ash Ketchum, Yao Ming, Peyton Manning, Bo Jackson, Jimmie Johnson Randy Orton Jonathan Brown Darren Lockyer Ya mum
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| Undead Committee: Bob Barker, Timmy Turner, Joey Barton, Dracula, French people, Fidel Castor, Ganondorf, King Boo, Michael Jackson, Ralph Nader, Skeletor, Freddy Krueger, Barbara Walters, Simon Cowell, Ozzy Osbourne, Hugh Hefner, Furby, Roger Ebert, Larry King, Mick Jagger, Mr. Stingray, Ku Klux Klan, Brian Peppers, Jason, Irwin's Ghost, The Undertaker, Cthulhu
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| The Remaining Reprobates: Segata Sanshiro, Black Mage, Dr. Evil, Evil Pizza, Artemis Fowl, Fog, Maozilla, The Koopa Kids, Carlos Mencia, Your mom, Steve Ballmer, Gayzilla, Bill Gates, Baby Seals, Bowser, Kobe, Dr. Claw, Platypus, Wario the Quario, Swansea, Bubs Concession Stand, Wikipedia, Santa Claus, Spyro the Dragon, Barney, Michelle Malkin, Erin Esurance, User:Kervinle2500, Claude Speed, Bob Barker, Jack Thompson, Apple computers, Osama Bin Laden, You, Kim Possible
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