King of the Internet
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“I am Bob. I am not King. I don't control the internet. You do, Penguin.”
~ Bob, King of the Internet on Penguin
Bob is the King of the Internet. See Bob? That's his desk there. From that desk, he RULES the Internet. Wherever you go on the Internet, you'll find him. Bob is there. He RULES your message board, your blog, your IRC channel, your wiki. He's in every social grouping.
[Please note that Bob is not really Bob - he is AJ]
Bob is homosexual. Bob is cool. Bob controls the internet and all your penguins(even little timmy!).Bob take it up the Ass
He knows everyone, and if he doesn't then he knows someone who does. Knowledge and connections are power, and he RULES the Internet. People have banned him from their Livejournals. But they're FOOLS, because Bob IS their petty journals and Bob RULES the Internet. Someone has to take responsibility, and the buck stops at Bob.
He'll never reproduce. But he RULES the Internet. He RULES from that desk. The cat piss stench, yeah, it's unbelievable. But he RULES from that desk.
Damn, why can't he meet some girls. Just one.
The king of the internet sucks!!!!!!!!!!!
