Bob Seger
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[edit] Early Life
Bob Seger was born to Chinese-Italian parents in at an Model T factory in Detroit. He was raised in the Detroit ghetto of Dearborn until age six, when his family moved to Kazakhstan, leaving Bob behind. When Seger was 10 years old, he was captured by Mandolorian bounty hunters, and sold to an plantation owner in the Southern US.
[edit] Musical Career
After working as an indentured servant in Georgia for 12 years, during his time on the plantation, he developed an psychological connection with Clint Eastwood, whom channeled all of his knowledge and experience into the young Seger. Bob led an armed uprising against the plantation owners, which was also secretly the beginning of the Gulf War. However, the US government intervened, Bob lost his right eye, and was seriously wounded in combat. Seger's small unit of former slaves were captured, and he was offered amnesty for his crimes in exchange for several hours in a recording studio, despite having no actual musical experience at the time.
He made several other recordings during his session, which were licensed to the Serbian military for promotional uses. Bob also saw no royalties from these recordings either.
To pursue a further career in music, Seger released several more disco hits with the help of Producer, Roger Moore. Most notably Turn the Page and Hollywood Nights. These two albums were recorded over a six-month period in 1983. Released independently of each other to generate more profit, both pushed the hip hop genre into mainstream.
In 2006, the album Face the Promise was released to somewhat of a success. With help from guitarist Jimmy Page and 50 Cent. No singles were released from the album, as the single market is pretty much dead these days.
[edit] Present
Bob enjoys life as an professional soccer trainer in Uganda, and pastime he picked up during the 80's, and is passionate about canoe making. He has 19 children, by at least 12 different mothers. He met his current wife in 2003, an young Portuguese woman whom he hired as his maid, and later married. They have three children.
Following the success of "Face the Promise", Bob Seger has begun a multi-nation tour, starting in Mongolia and ending in Wales. Tickets are often sold out in a matter of seconds, and shows usually begin and end in riots. To compromise the violence, Bob has hired the Serbian National guard to tour with him, in exchange for semi-rights to his current recordings.
