Boba Fett

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Boba Fett in rare form

“I think my father hated me. Boba means silly girl in spanish. And Fett means fat in german. Do I look I look like a fat silly girl to you dad? ”

~ Boba Fett on Jango Fett

“Boba Fett is undoubtedly the worst bounty hunter I've ever heard of. ”

~ Commodore James Norrington on Boba Fett

“But he has heard of me. ”

~ Boba Fett on Commodore James Norrington

“I AM THE FETTE THE BIG BAAD FEETE THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!”

~ Boba fette on ripping off dog the bounty hunter

“...And NO DISINTEGRATIONS!!!”

~ Darth Vader on Boba Fett's use of excessive force

Boba Fett, also known as Robert 'Bubba' Fett or Bobby Feet, is an eighty-seven year old redneck bounty hunter and part-time actor. He specializes in rugged, villainous roles, and takes payment exclusively in road kill. He is most famous for his self-titled character in the original Star Wars trilogy.

1 Upbringing
2 Treading the boards
3 Music Career
4 Filmography

[edit] Upbringing

Boba Fett is a professional Jedi-hunter and part-time actor. It is unknown who Boba's real parents are, but some believe him to be a spawn of Tim Allen or another pastry chef. Scientists are still debating this, though.

Boba Fett's first movie was entitled Star Wars, but the director changed it Mid-Way to a movie about some Farm Boy (Upon which he was promptly killed, being replaced by George Lucas #2). He then starred in Snakes on A Boat, but was fired due to killing too many of the staff.

Boba Fett currently lives on the Moon, his telephone number is 1-800-CALLATT

[edit] Treading the boards

A failed promotional product featuring Boba

With his new-found confidence, Boba began to excel in all manner of activities. One of his favorite pastimes (apart from courtin' his sister) became acting. Upon a particularly fine performance as Dark Helmet in the school rendition of Space Balls, Boba was noticed by tyrannical Jedi knight George Lucas, who cast him as the now infamous bounty hunter in his blatant rip-off Star Wars movies. Understandably, Boba made the role his own, and has since enjoyed a cult following.

[edit] Music Career

Boba Fett sings to Darth Vader in the music video.

Before the forminion wars Boba was a hiphopstar his most famous song was Bobalicious:

Bobalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my bounty so they get their pleasures from my corn rows You could see you, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't cheesy I got reasons why I kill'em Jedis they just come and go like My Girl friends Bobalicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow hyper flash radar beams (zeeeeeeee) That puts them sith on shock, shock And they be lining down the star quadrant just to watch what I got from tatoine(four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them sith on shock, shock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got from tatoine) Bobaicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) Bobalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- Bobalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they can pown me Comin' to me call me Bubba I'm the B to the U, B, B the A And can't no other hitman put it down like me I'm Bobalicious My body stay nutricious I be up in the death star just working on my fitness He's my witness I put Darth Vader on shock rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them sith on shock, chock So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got from tatoine) Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some hydro quaques Maybe then you'll get a squaque I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be maced and crazy It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you fazzy All the time I turn around always troopers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh) I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your jedis And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how Jabba wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele Cuz' they say she Delicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow hydro beams (jheeeeeeeeeeee) That puts them sith on shock shock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got) Four, tres, two, uno My body stay vicious I be up in the death star just working on my fitness He's my witness (oooh wee) I put yo' boy on rock rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

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