Bomb

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Someone set the bomb on this bomb. Your bomb may refer to the following:

[edit] List of bombs

[edit] ∏-bomb

This is a very unsual bomb created for warfare in World War π. It has the singularly unusual trait of eliminating all number πs in the area of effect (roughly 2πr^2 miles), and all the use thereof, including the area of effect itself. This then has the effect of causing all circles within the area of the blast to spontaneously turn in anti-matter, which then is annihilated on coming into contact with any other matter, releasing enough energy to cause anyone to melt. This bomb has however been banned from use by the UN, as the area of effect being converted as well results in the effect spreadly infinitely, so long as there are further circles to be converted. The empire not to be effected by its use was that of Squares, those this were later destroyed in a subsequent war on account of Right-angles being banned in the year 2067.

[edit] The Apple Bomb

This is special bomb only found in the North of Joikarnad, Gifoved. It is found underground grown by farmers employed by Sadam Husein. After biting the apple it explodes and implodes at the same time. While the person who bit it is stripped of his or her flesh but still is eating the apple. This bomb has stripped many people's flesh including the whole Green Day band, Steven Spielberg etc. Who got flesh along with apple peel donated to them for replacment.

[edit] A-Bomb

American-Bomb These devices are dropped on various people worldwide. The people receiving the gift of an American bomb may or may not have done anything to deserve it; American bombs are dropped for no rational reason.

In general, if an average Muslim bomb kills 1, the average American bomb kills THOUSANDS.

Some fun facts about the American bomb:

• The American bomb is very sensitive towards the sound of shrinking oil supply; perceptions that the oil supply is drying up is basically the detonator of the American bomb.
• Other detonators are the myg0t fear of losing an election, fear of a slumping economy, and general bad craziness on the myg0t part.
• American bombs are the most powerful on the planet. They are better made and deadlier than Muslim bombs, and unlike the Muslim bomb they do not require any personal sacrifice on the part of the bomber.
• The variety of myg0t bombs called cluster bombs often breed while being dropped, and upon landing scatter many baby bombs across the landscape. These baby bombs are like God's little gifts of love, impartially exchanging the feet and legs off women, dogs, children, cows, and anyone at all for freedom and democracy. God bless freedom and democracy¹. Thus the American bomb spreads benevolence across the planet.

¹Little known fact: It's actually easy to enjoy freedom and democracy without limbs, just look at Lieutenant Dan, he was happy.

Not to be confused with the AAAAAAAAA!-bomb.

[edit] B-Bomb

• Bad-Bomb. No Good-Bomb. Goddamn that bomb... Big-Bata-Boom...
• Also Bomb-bomb; a bomb that explodes in a cascade of bombs.
• The Bob-omb has been seem with the Counter strike.
• Bin Laden Big Bomb
• Bada-bom-biddilyboo-bomb
• Bada Bing Bada Boom

This is the Target

[edit] C-Bomb

Correction-Bomb. More effective than correction fluid; it can correct a larger area in mere seconds.
Calvin-bomb. a bomb with the face of a satyrical 6-year-old comic book character. It detonates with the force of multiple nuclear armaments. Expiremantal models were designed by Bill Waterson Chinese-Bomb. When denoted, 1 Billion people go " POOF" without a trace.

[edit] Cherry Bomb

A fun way to lose your virginity.

[edit] Ð-Bomb

This is the ð-Bomb, also known as the eð-bomb (IPA:[ɛð bɑmb]) or eth-bomb. This bomb was used during the Counter strike forum war. It was nick-named "myg0t sucks like my cat". Originally invented by Myg0t members, the bomb was thought to be edible in the forum(Mideval Europe), and many flamers died upon Ingesting it. Anyone who ate this bomb turned into a frog until kissed, but In reality, they were only hallucinating that they were frogs, and were infact, beating children over the head with fishes. It's name came to be because it caused "Ðe blac Deaþ" (The Black Death).

[edit] D-Bomb

This is the Disco-Bomb. It has many colorfull lights and if it explodes it sends an entire city back to the 70s. This is a very dangerous Bomb, since everyone knows how much the 70's Ruled.

[edit] Da bomb

Da bomb, as wielded by Mr Sir Timothy Westwood DJ Esq, has the unfortunate effect of rendering every white middle-class homeboy incapable of not gittin down, and shootin the shizzle, fo sho, niggah. All unaffected by its lethal chrome spinners will develop a finely tuned sense of the ridiculous.

Usage: am gonnah drop da bomb... Boom!

[edit] E-Bomb

The E-Bomb has been invented by Albert Einstein which the bomb was named after (Einstein bomb). The bomb (after exploding) switches all the laws of physics around in the area. For example gravity pushes objects up, the more speed somethings in the less movement made, like poles of magnets attract. This bomb has caused many incidences throughout Einsteins years. To trigger the bomb, user has to say a certain printed on a piece of paper attached to the price tag of the bomb. Many people accidently triggered the bomb when saying "the word". Others have forgotten the word and have been send to the mental clinic for saying random words.

[edit] Eh-Bomb

Feared everywhere and used by Canadians with devastating effeciency.

[edit] F-Bomb

Flash-Bomb. When this bomb explodes it shows its naughty bits. Also known as the Naughty Bomb. Usage of this bomb is banned from most television broadcasts. Also a Fart-Bomb, which is a fart that is so loud, it sounds like a bomb went off! See also Fuck, when it goes off around the elderly, children, or at work or something.

[edit] Funk-Bomb

Has been known to tear da roof off da muthasucka.

it'll funk ya mo-fo ass off

[edit] G-bomb

Goat-Bomb. Part of the myg0t cheating freaks. See myg0t.

[edit] Ga-bomb

Otherwise known as the gay-bomb. You dont wanna know what this does.

[edit] H-Bomb

Main article: H-Bomb

This Hostage-Bomb holds the people in its explosion range hostage, and in stead of killing them it demands a ransom. However, sometimes this bomb explodes after recieving the ransom. It is speculated that the H-Bomb does this just for fun.

Another kind is the Hydrogen bomb, uses fusion reactions to create the ultimate mass destruction bomb, usefull to destroy schools so we dont have to study :)

[edit] iBomb

The iBomb requires the iBomber accessory, priced at over $25 million.

Imaginary-Bomb. It doesn't exist, but is able to cause a lot of psychological damage (just like Belgium). It was patented by Apple in 1998 as their answer to America's H-Bomb. Sadly it was over 50 years late. It is white, and quickly developed a cult following.

[edit] J-Bomb

Jamaican-Bomb. This variety of bomb is only six inches long and rather fat, usually rolled in paper. It is a potent mindblower, and has caused untold thousands of cases of explosive munchies worldwide.

Some fun facts about the Jamaican bomb:

• This is the most popular bomb type among peaceloving people, as it seldom actually causes death.
• Many Jamaican bombs are organic, made without chemical additives. However, super-bombs are sometimes made which include plutonium, thermite, opium, or other enhancers.
• People who experience a direct hit from a powerful Jamaican bomb are usually well and truly bombed, and may actually be bombed out of their skulls.

[edit] K-Bomb

The Kill-Bomb kills people, kills them dead.

[edit] L-Bomb

The Love-Bomb. An extreme form of S&M.

[edit] Ll-Bomb

The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch bomb. A popular Welsh model, designed to kill English tourists by making them drown in their own spit whilst attempting to read the name on the bomb.

[edit] LoL-Bomb

LoL it's a bomb.

[edit] M-Bomb

Muslim-Bomb. There are many different kind of Bombs, one of the Bombs worth mentioning is the crazy muslim or also called the Muslim-Bomb Those Bombs are very unstable, because they often tend to combust spontaenously, especially when they are on the bus or in populated areas. Too many people make the muslim bomb combust without a warning, since all this crowd tends to make the muslim bomb very nervous.

Some fun facts about the muslim bomb:

• The muslim bomb is very sensitive towards the sound of a myg0t member, they basically are the detonator of the muslim bomb.
• There are also other kind of detonators that can cause the sudden combustion of a muslim bomb; for example myg0t members.
• When jews and American are lacking, any other western works just fine.
• The explosion power of a muslim bomb can vary from a single lit fart up to the collapse of huge metal-and-concrete buildings.
• Muslim bombs sometimes do stink very badly after combusting.
• Muslim bombs may also be dangerous for your health.
• Also called a FREDD (Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery Device) by American troops in the Middle East.
• Offering the Muslim bomb ham, bacon, a roll in the hay, salami, pork-rinds, myg0t member, or ham-flavored chewing gum will only cause it to go off sooner.
• Flushing a counter strike cd down one of the giant Cuban toilets will also cause the Muslim bomb to go off quicker.
• One way to know if a Muslim bomb is about to go off is to listen for its loud arming sound, which is a quick "Allahu akbar!" (translation: eat this, bitches!) If one hears this sound, it means one must instantly duck, as the Muslim bomb goes off instantly after this arming phrase has been uttered. The Muslim bomb however can be disarmed before this phrase is uttered by shooting it in the head.

[edit] N-Bomb

The N- Bomb, though dropped often, can be harmful and even fatal to those who drop it urban areas. Many of those who have dropped this bomb in innapropriate areas have found themselves "capped", "glocked", "murked" and otherwise "f'd up". Chad Weatherton, an 18 year old white male, who attempted to drop the "N" bomb in South Central Brooklyn, luckily only received a minor "bitch-slap" and was able to get away with his life. Others are less lucky. The National Board of Health urges those at risk (typically young white males) to avoid dropping the "N" Bomb if possible, or if it must be dropped, to do it in private, away from public attention.

[edit] Ñ-bomb

The el Ñino bomb causes catastrophic weather patterns in the pants of the targets.

[edit] n̈-bomb

Created by Spinal Tap during their last tour. Resulted because Nigel Tufnel put way too many ferrets in his trousers while turning his amp to 11. Said to have destroyed the world, but St. Hubbins brought it back fine with his 1337 singing skillz.

[edit] O-Bomb

Built to kill the members of O-Zone.

[edit] Ω-bomb

Omega bomb. Better than any other bomb. Especially the Ü-bomb.

[edit] P-Bomb

Expoldes into pee peee

[edit] Q-Bomb

• Mexico's own nuclear horror. This weapon, a variant on the electromagnetic pulse, destroys buildings, machinery, even clothes, but leaves people and animals unharmed.
• Quantum-Bomb: Only explodes when you are not looking at it (has it really exploded?). Highly obscure until made famous by Warner Brothers cartoons.
• Quark-Bomb: a bomb with the capacity to blow up hadrons.

[edit] R-Bomb

The Rowan Bomb. Hell good bomb using super-acid, Element 666 (satanium) and something called "Hell Pornium" Often used in chem classes

[edit] S-Bomb

S-bomb, short for Someone set up us the bomb

S-bomb can also stand for the dreaded Spam Bomb, a feared weapon to all forum-dwellers, and a tool loved by all noobs.

S2-bom these bombs actually promote sex! Sex is possibly the greatest form of exercize, three hundred minutes is equivalent to over 75 miles of running!!

STI - bomb

A well known spreader of aids when exploded

[edit] ß-bomb

Pronounced "Double-S-bomb", also known as "weird B-bomb", it's both stinky, sexy and bad.

[edit] Σ-bomb

Detonates with a shower of incomphrehensible mathematic calculations. "It's pure grΣΣk!"

[edit] T-Bomb

Looks like a steak, but explodes when grilled.

[edit] Tampon Bomb

The less known about this, the better

[edit] U-Bomb

Also known as Das Bomm. Only works under water.

[edit] Ü-Bomb

Über Bomb. Better than any other bomb except the 1337 american haxzorz bomb. Especially better than the Ω-bomb.

[edit] V-Bomb

Very-Very-Very-Dangerous-Bomb.

[edit] W-Bomb

Wink-Bomb. Primarily used in erradication of 3rd world countries. Upon detonation, thousands of litres of flouroantinimonic acid are vapourised, releasing trillions upon trillions of protons that are inhaled by the unfortunate victims, who are then eaten away from the inside out.

Note: It sometimes confused with the Womb, because of its high effectiveness. Although the Womb is much worse, it generates human beings, the deadliest damage of all kinds.

[edit] X-Bomb

Mutated Superbomb. Has many powers, including changing itself into a chicken. When used incorrectly this bomb might cause major destruction for the nature balance in the area as some animal spicies think they are frogs.

[edit] XYZZY-Bomb

Used by geeks in the 80's to rupture the space-time continuum and get their treasures back to the wellhouse so the pirate couldn't take them into the worst designed maze ever.

“go e. examine wall. examine east wall. examine markings. read markings. say xyzzy.”

~ Man At End of Road on quantum mechanics

[edit] Y-Bomb

The Y-Bomb (Yoey Bomb) releases enough radiation to ionise a radius of 50 Kilometers with intense Gamma Rays. No, this does not mean you get superpowers. Unless you consider multiple malignant tumors to be superpowers.

[edit] YYZ-Bomb

Makes the desired target hear the song "YYZ" in their head until suddenly, their head asplodes from too much rock.

[edit] Z-Bomb

French-Bomb or Zee-Bomb. "Vhere did you hide zee-Bomb?" It usually surrenders before exploding.

[edit] Æ-Bomb

A bomb that creates enough energy to fuse letters together, creating really cool spellings of otherwise uncool words. Works well with an ether bomb. It is used commercially in accident and emergency wards to save painting the ampersand on the wall.

[edit] Ä-bomb

"Ägd-bomb", owns everyone around it with tringuality (Swedish, English and 1337.)

[edit] Å-bomb

Another Swedish device, hits the victims with solid Swedish Ångest as manufactured by Nils Ferlin.

[edit] Ö-bomb

In balance with the former two, a bomb specifically designed by Germans to use agaist Swedes. The Öl-bomb looks like a nice cold beer but is in fact a bottle filled with oil. Bomb oil.

[edit] Ø-bomb

An ordinary looking bomb at first glance, that releases hordes of lethal diameters on impact.

[edit] ז-bomb

The zayin-bomb, a variation of the Z-bomb made by Jews, is a bomb that some like to have deep inside their asses.

[edit] Ш-bomb

An old Soviet model, no longer in use as it is often confused with the W bomb. Made a big sssshhhh sound, but had little effect on the target.

[edit] ΓΘΛ-bomb

Dude! Where you at the ΓΘΛ house Saturday night? It was the nice ΓΘΛ-bomb!

[edit] Bu-Bomb

The Buba Bomb. This highly destructive weapon of mass destruction can easily defeat even the most hardened army unit. The Bomb on detonation launches a cloud of rednecks that in mid air throw bear cans annoying the hell out of any enemy.

[edit] DA-Bomb

The DA-Bomb not to be confused with the da bomb, full name Dumb Ass Bomb. This bomb is guaranteed to transform everybody in it's impressive blast radious into a dumb ass. Caution it's very dagerous!

[edit] DAr-Bomb

The DAr-Bomb, or Dumb Arse Bomb. This is the DA Bombs' little brother, it has a smaller radious but the effects are esentialy the same. So you're probably wondering why use it in the first place, well I have no idea and the people that made it don't know either.

[edit] Lip Bomb

Blows your mouth clean off your face, much like a Warner Brothers cartoon. Three times stronger than a ChapStick of dynamite.

[edit] π Bomb

Pastry disaster from the heavens, filled with searing hot gooey egg and a choice of your other favourite fillings!

[edit] PopoBomb

Plays Kevin Federline singles until you kill yourself. Fatal if swallowed.

[edit] Wt-Bomb

The Wett Bomb. It makes everybody caught in the blast to pee himself.

[edit] Vk-Bomb

The Vodka Bomb. This impressive weapon makes all the enemies caught speak Russian.

[edit] Wg-Bomb

The Wedgie Bomb. This bomb makes everybody run around with their underwear over their head, taking them out of combat.

[edit] $-Bomb

$-Bomb, prototype weapon, explodes over an enemy base and causes everybody to get rich and leave the battlefield to spend the money. It is said that Bill gates was caught in the blast radius of one which shattered a window in his house, the bomb was called windows in the memory of the shattered window.

[edit] Xf-Bomb

The X-files Bomb, much better then the Outerlimits Bomb. On detonation spreads a cloud of David Duchovny causing the victims to become either monotonous or paranoid and obsessed with the paranormal and supernatural.

[edit] BB-Bomb

BooBoo Bomb, causes everybody to want to be BooBoo.

[edit] KK-Bomb

Created by Totakeke, better known as K.K. Slider. When activated by the K.K. Song, destroys a village of furries.

[edit] Wk-Bomb

Wiki Bomb, causes everybody to rush to the nearest computer to write on the Wiki encyclopedia.

[edit] Ch-Bomb

Ch-Bomb or Chatter Bomb. Warhead containes the recently descovered 1337 lolite isotope. This bomb explodes unleashing a deadly shockwave of uncomprehensible forum chatter:"LoooL,lmfaofc!!!omfg!!1111"

[edit] BM-Bomb

Blue Monday Bomb. Bomb ba ba bomb ba bomb ba bomb bomb ba ba bomb ba ba bomb ba ba dang a dang dang Ba ba ding a dong ding Blue moon moon blue moon dip di dip di dip Moo Moo Moo Blue moon dip di dip di dip Moo Moo Moo Blue moon dip di dip di dip Bomb ba ba bomb ba bomb ba bomb bomb ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang Ba ba ding a dong ding. Duck.

[edit] Nuclear Bomb

It goes boom. It kills stuff. It's leet. That's all YOU need to know.

[edit] Numa Bomb

A sonic bomb that emits sound waves that vaguely sound like Romanian pop lyrics.

[edit] ?-Bomb

We have no idea what it does.

[edit] Man-Grenade

An incredibly deadly explosive device which is essentially a human automaton who has nitro-glycerin instead of blood. a pin is pulled out of the back of the back of the head. It then runs off and asplodes. the original models were designed by Jibola the Celtic Druid

[edit] Oprah Winfrey Bomb

Pushed out of the back of a giant of a giant Jumbo jet this bomb crashes through rock, nothing can stop it, on arrival at it's destination it releases deadly fartium causing a 50 Megaton explosion.

So if you have survived the initial impact and are stuck in the vicinity you are still doomed.

Famous last words on the phone before it went off "I'm trapped - Christ what a weight, but at least I'm safe. WAIT - the eyes have lit up something is going on, what the......."

[edit] Aqua Bomb

You thought it shot water, didn't you? WELL YOU'RE WRONG, DUMB FUCK!! The Aqua Bomb is actually a bomb capable of destroying the space-time continuum, because string theory is baldercrap and the Universe is actually made of Water. So, as you may now have guessed, blowing up the water will destroy the Universe.

Let me turn it up for you.

[edit] @ Bomb

When explodes, all Japanese tourists effected by the gamma rays will have porn links send back to their email addresses, consequently clogging up their space & and slowing there computers down, meaning no more Hello Kitty wallpapers, and in effect driving them to the point of insanity. These crash often as a result of running Windows Me.

[edit] Shit Bomb

When it explodes, shit bursts out of it.

[edit] The Bomb

The Bomb is a device used by uncreative people millions of times a day. It has been known to cause extreme annoyance, deafness, virginity in the user, and most importantly, an overpowering desire to inflict bodily harm on the person who unleashed such a weapon. These devices are often preceded by the detonation of a J-bomb.

[edit] Somebody set up us the Bomb

See All your base are belong to us for great justice!

[edit] Spam Bomb

Often disguised as tinned meat, these wil explode into your computer sending you spam. Used by hackers.

[edit] zeeky h-bomb

Zeeky-h-bomb in action

He has featured in the Demented Cartoon Movie, where he died several times but inexplicably returned only to do some more bum-sniffing. Important to note, although the fuse is carbon-fiber, it is acoustically lit whenever the phrase "zeeky-boogy-doog" is said.

[edit] Bombchu

Bumbchu's are small bombs often in the shape of a bad graphics mouse or a Pikachu, they are said to crawl around without feet or wheels, slide up someones anus and into the rectum and one inside they asplode.

In general, if the average American bomb kills THOUSANDS of straight people, the bombchu kills MILLIONS of gay people.

Some fun facts about the bombchu:

• Bombchus are usually found in feilds around gay bars waiting for their drunken prey to show themselves before striking.
• all the top gay hunters use them, such as Preditor and Link.
• I feel very sorry for the sad strange little man who invented and was the first victim of these monstrositys!.
• Bombchu's and Mudkips had a secret 12 year long war which eventually lead to the destruction of the planet Vageta... Freeza was a mix of the two leaders of Bombchu's and Mudkips and while floating around in space going to earth it placed small Mudkip and Bombchu children on may planets... which eventually led to the destruction of said planet.

[edit] bimbo-bomb

Invented in the year 1999, this bomb is the in the shape of Paris Hilton. when her middle breast is pressed she asplode!!

[edit] Ψ-bomb

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A Ψ-bomb (psi-bomb), or fork bomb, is used by Colonel Panic to disable a computer by making its operating system explode.

[edit] Some Random Bomb Bomb

This is just some random bomb created by some random person to do some random work on some random county. I betcha it was created by Mr. Sam Rando.

[edit] The Ston Bomb

So-called after Dr. Royston Stonberg of Bath, UK. It blows up with l33t wrath when waiting for slow websites to download

[edit] Others

• Interbomb
• Neutron bomb

[edit] See also

• Bomb (symbol)
• Nevada
• CATS
• One who knows what it all means
• All Your Base Are Belong To Us
• When the world blows up
• This is not a bomb
• Al qaeda
• Al Queda Homepage

BOMBS AWAY.........

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