Bonobos
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Bonobos are a species of chimpanzee that invented pornography. And not just plain old vanilla boy/girl pornography either. No, the bonobos invented all the really interesting forms of porn such as: lesbian (my favourite), BDSM, OPSM, reverse cowgirl, triple reverse cowgirl with double backflip and a half turn, ATM, ATOGM, CHOGM, and many more just too bizarre to name. Yes, the bonobos invented it all. We truly owe a debt of gratitude to the kinky little buggers.
The Bonobos are also known for having finally solved the question if it is better to have sex before you eat or to eat before you have sex. Through longetime hermeneutic experiments they found that the damages made from bite marks during hungry sex was much to prefer before the waste of food caused by horny interactions with melons and bananas.
The bonobo's have also discovered the secret to true happiness. By eliminating all emotions but happy, sad, and horny, they get a lot more out of their day. Observations of these behavioral habits have proven that the Bonobos also have more energy and often times Bonobo mates don't sleep at night.
[edit] Habitat
The bonobos' natual habitat are mainly tangled, dense, untrimmed, brunette areas of forest with large spires rizing from the center. it is supposed that these spires are the bonobos' places of worship and their inspiration for everything they DO. These spires also have hot springs on top and annually shoot up a gyser of oddly discolored water.
Recent scientific research has unveiled a new genetic mutation causing their genetalia to be biforcated. This recent discovery has allowed for new kinds of sex, including the interacial relationships between bonobos and kangaroos (who also have biforcated genetalia). Direct effects of this mutation have given rise to the kanga-sutra, Neil Weinstein's: I Have Two Penises, and Bonobos and Pornos: a Sexual Historia of Double-Double Erotica.
