Boot Camp

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Boot Camp is software developed by Apple Computer that is designed to allow women to use computers. Released on April 5th 2006, it is currently available as a beta product via Apple's web site. Since it is a beta product, it is not yet 100% working and has been met with some criticism.

[edit] Technological Implementation

When Apple announced the switch to Intel chips in 2005, there was hope that women may soon be able to use computers. However, Apple used EFI (Exigent Female Implementation) on their new computers rather than BIOS (BASIC Idiot Operating System), making the dream of computers for women just that (a dream).

Fortunately, Boot Camp adds legacy BIOS support to Apple computers. It does this by emulating a gay male who wants to help women shop for shoes (hence the title, Boot Camp). Apple claims that this makes women more comfortable to use the computer. Initial tests indicate that the beta works on most women who play golf professionally.

[edit] Criticism

However, critics claim that Boot Camp does not overcome the ultimate problem of connecting the computer and turning it on. Apple admits this is still a technical hurdle that needs to be solved. At least whilst the product is in beta testing, Apple recommends that women have a man they know and trust start the computer for them and be on hand in case there are any problems. Also, Apple states that computers are not yet shipping with Boot Camp, so the software needs to be set up by a male who knows how.

[edit] Famous Boot Camp Clones

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