Booty

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Ahoy, ye fellow Pirate!

Share in me booty while I comandeered this ship, and life is still black and white!
However, your duty as a pirate is to uphold the law of the theives.

So reprazent, foo... because no one likes an easy lay.

This article is canned cheesus. Beef it up!

Black Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet!

Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz mutha fucka! Booty iz like da bomb.
Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
So boi wut up? Y U B frontin? I'm down wit' Booty like im down wit' da big G-man.
U dig? If u aint I'll show U how my pimp hand is way strong. Kick yawl down 2 tha H-E-L-Lizzy.
Best chickity-check yo self before you wiggity-wreck yo self, fool. Word.
SOLID

“I gotta get me one of those!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Booty

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Booty is brigandbonics (Pirate vernacular) for treasure. Most people think that booty is treasure such as gold and jewels, were this idea originated from is unknown, but it is false nevertheless.

1 History
2 Correct Usage
- 2.1 Attracting Members of the Opposite Sex
- 2.2 Fending Off Unwanted Advances
3 Famous People with Fat Booties
4 See Also

[edit] History

This is NOT Booty.

Booty has been a subject of much interest and debate over the last god-knows-how-many millennia, the fact that it covers just about everything (well the inhabited land on the earth) is the main reason for this. The main use and phrasiology for the term "booty", is by 'now retired' pirates; this terminology pertains to an acculmination of dried biscuits, limes and gold covered chocolate money. Although through such films as "Pirates of the Carribean" (actually filmed in Newcastle), "Hook" (based around a primetime fishing docusoap) and "Captain Pugwash" (don't ask), these afore mentioned pirates were brought back into the limelight and their booty was uncovered for all the world to sea. (pun? what pun?)