Booze city
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Booze city is a Nordic city in Kosovo. It was built in 1971 to accommodate the Nordic population. It has been the capital for the Nordic people in Kosovo ever since and is one of 2 Nordic cities in Kosovo. It has been the scene of many riots due to beer and other alchohol. In 2000 a huge riot erupted against the Albanian community in the city due to beer. The Serbians and Nordic people killed over 800 Albanians (siptari) and kicked out 12,000 Albanians out of the city. In the end the Serbians and Nordic people won and drank booze all day.
[edit] Booze city riot
on the 27th of June 2000 2 Albanians stole 3 kegs of beer from a Nordic beer shop. The crime was witnessed by a number of people and in the morning told the Serbian and Nordic people. at exactly 12:00pm a huge crowd of 20,000 people surrounded the Albanian suburb and blocked all roads leading into it. at 1:00pm the crowd charged into the suburb and began destroying buildings and beating people. The suburb was completely overturned and all Albanian homes were destroyed. The riot lasted for 5 hours and killed 80 Albanians and kicking out the entire Albanian population in the city. In the end only 5 Nordic people were killed.
[edit] Booze city
Booze city is just a normal city but with a major problem, litter. Thousands of beer cans are lying around the city due to the excessive during problem the Nordics have. But the government is trying to help clean up the city.
[edit] Imports
Booze city is one of the largest importers of alcohol anywhere in the world. Everyday truck loads of beer come in and everyday people get drunk.
Not only booze, but in order to fuel the wanton consumation of aforementioned booze, the city also imports vast quantities of salty snacks, mainly from the great producer of the best Salty Snacks of the world - Oscar Wilde.
