Boxes

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Boxes. Yes, they are boxes. What, you're actually reading this article: it's about boxes for goodness sake! What an earth could be more boring than boxes! Grrr! You're STILL reading this article, on the most boring thing ever, ever put on uncyclopedia. What's the point? Have you got no life? No? What is it then? OK, maybe I'll count to 10 and you will be gone, from this boring, boring page about boring old boxes.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! What? You're still reading this!?!? Congratulations! You have absoluutely no life, I mean you've just searched for boxes on uncyclopedia. Even you have to admit, it is pretty lame.

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OK, maybe I get the point, you want information on boxes, which is fine by me. Now I have to write an entire article about this boring, boxy theme. How irritating.

Contents 1 What is a Box? 2 Types of Box 3 Conserve the boxes 4 Boxes: the Film 5 Uses for Boxes 6 References 7 External Resources

[edit] What is a Box?

A box has an upside, a bottomside and some sides. What else? I hear you ask. Well it's NOTHING BUT THAT!!! Honestly, that's all a box is: A stupid, boxy thing. Nothing else. Go away before you you lose what precious life you have. Why do you even care, they're not animals, they're not even alive! What's wrong with you! Are you mad?

[edit] Types of Box

Who cares? Seen one box , you've seen them, what I say. Oh, you want information, for your no life, nerdy, brain. Ok, there is lots of kinds of boxes then. Plastic boxes. Cardboard Boxes. Metal Boxes. All equally useless and boring.

Boxes may one day become "self aware" and kill 99% of the earth's population.After reading this, be a hero and wipe out the box army! Lives will be saved, unless you are evil and don't care about mortal humans. One day the queen box will know that it is a box and other things are not boxes and will set out to destroy them i.e. humans

[edit] Conserve the boxes

A movement started in the 1960's to stop exploiting boxes as boring, boxy things. Trouble is, they soon realised the truth. Boxes are boring, boxy things. What a waste of effort.

[edit] Boxes: the Film

A film about boxes seemed like a bad idea at the time. All the critics said it would never work. 'Stupid waste of time', 'bah' and 'boooooooooring'. But, then when the results were in they soon reallsed...that they were right. The director didn't even get enough money to buy the cardboard box, (the star of the film), from the supermarket. Box the movie was eventually released in the future and became the highest grossing film ever, beating the paint drying movie.

[edit] Uses for Boxes

• Protecting an important package (Sport).
• Storing Stuff such as the Evil Pizza.
• Obcuring things from view.
• Homes for homeless people (AKA; hobos, bums, destitutes) and the much coveted 'bubble-wrap'.
• Hours of entertainment for animals with small minds and contortionists.
• Put smaller boxes in them.

[edit] References

Honestly, do you really need References for such a stupid thing? All you need to do is pick up a box and look at how boring it is. We could use boxes to wipe out mankind!

[edit] External Resources

OK, you've just read the whole boring article. Why should I give External Resources? I don't care if you want them, I'm saving you from a boring, boxy future. Now, go away. This isn't entirely true, as many boxes will be our boring overlords in about 4 years.