Boy

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“HAIL KRUSHNEVYAAAAAA...”

~ Michael Jackson on Little Boys

“They have sweet young bodies”

~ Baron Harkonenn on underage boys

“Unlike girls they're worth not killing as infants”

~ Chinese families on boys

“I remember when I was one”

~ Rosie O'Donnell on being a boy

“Mah Boy!”

~ The King of Hyrule on Link

“Yall better leave dat boy alone, Cuz if they dont, You know they goin come back on 'em, And they dont want him to come back strong, I wouldnt durr get that boy goin. I said leave dat boy alone, Cuz yall dont know him, That there boy he out cold, And that there boy he been known, To stirr some shit up when he in that zone.”

~ Eminem on Dat Boy

“I don't know what to say. That's odd...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Boy

Contents 1 One of the following: 2 elements of which boys are made 3 Predators 4 Facts

[edit] One of the following:

Some can be sweet some can be mean I just wish they weren't all green :(

• A small, buoyant marker respected by mariners despite being often not half the size of a man; when his mind is not on the sea, he's most likely busily trying to attract [

"boys are useless unless they use toothpaste"[girl|gulls]]. Comes with u "

• Small, cylindrical objects composed of moss, lint and fluff. The cylindrical type come in 9 flavours including:
  • Frog
  • Fart
  • Badger
  • Marmot
  • Carcass
  • Evil
  • Dwarf
  • Terror
  • Whale

• Someone whose name you invoke when the going gets tough (oh boy! why me!)

• Synonym fer jeenyus

[edit] elements of which boys are made

Snips, Snails, Puppy dog tails. Rain and snow, Sleet and hail. Mix them together to make a girl's toy, Mix them together to make a boy.

Rakes, Rails, Pirate ship sails. Lighting and thunder, A dragon's scale. Mix them together to make a girl's joy, Mix them together to make a boy.

These three elements can be combined to create a boy or distilled from an already existing one. Distillation of boys into their pure elemental parts is the major industry of Myanmar. It is rumored that a mythical object called a "snip" can be distilled in place of a snake through the use of alchemical theory, but such an occurrence has rarely been officially recorded.

[edit] Predators

The boy is the main source of consumption for the adult male egyptian. They are killed by means of anal rape. It is claimed that the egyptian males use boys as practice victims before they obtain a female partner. The more accepted truth is that the egyptian has an affinity for the faeces which boys produce.

[edit] Facts

• Michael Jackson likes boys
• Boys think they run the world. They don't...until they become men.
• Boys will be Boys, and girls will be annoyed by them.
• Boys have balls (Which makes them think they have everything).
• They pay attention only when they want to or not at all.
• Boys are preferred children in most countries of the world, simply because parents don't want to deal with teenage pregnancies.
• Boys created the deffinition of the word "perversion."
• Boys love Lesbians, except for those boys that love Gays. Some boys love both. Some boys love plants.
• Boys have very messy boy's bedrooms.
• Boys hate girls until they become teenage boys, at which point, they will do anything, no matter how humiliating, degrading, or generally effeminate, in order to have sex with one. It's actually funny, and kind of sad, to watch, because both the boy and girl know the sex won't happen, but the boy doesn't give up hope. Moral of the story? Puberty is an awkward time.