Brave New World

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A book by Aldous "The Duck" Huxley which depicts a utopian society of the future, one in which everyone is produced by cloning in a Hatchery and forced into a caste system. People are grown to love their jobs. So if you're a garbage man, you are genetically predisposed to love hauling, moving and rumaging through garbage. You love the smell of rotting cabbage, and are sexually aroused by old sofa cushions.

This book is famous for letting their kids read sexually fueled literature by an author who was high on every drug known to man when he proposed this utopian literature, including soma and acid. It is a popular book for secondary school reading ciriculums, due to its high ammount of deppresing thoughts and philosphies which you can make audaciously long essays about, and is currently the first most falicitator of Teen Suicides.

This is the only topic on which Oscar Wilde does not have an opinion, no, not a single quote was made about this book from him, it's a internet first.

In the book people begin sexual relations while in preschool, just as in certain areas of New Jersey and Texas today. Er, not to mention Holland. Also, supplies of a government drug known as kittens are plentiful for kitten huffing, people enjoy going out to the feelies (men to the tit-feelies, women to the pecker-feelies), cars have all been replaced by helicopters (Lockheed-Martin stock is through the roof), and freewill is illegal but no one even cares because it's so 600 years ago.

So is criticizing satire for being too non-satirical.

Due to a quirk in the space time continuum probably caused by the resurrection of Indian Jesus, this book will not be published until September 14th, 2097. Brave New World was followed by a sequel titled The Brave Little Toaster, which was published in pig latin, due to a similar quirk, in 1337.

Too bad Huxley died because of a massive overdose of Soma. What irony.