Brian Johnson
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[edit] Early Life
Brian was born into an Scottish Catholic family of 14 in Kossborough, on July 7, 1943. His father worked all day, and most of the night as an coalminer, the rest of the time he spent playing golf, drinking, having sex, and past-time that he passed on to Brian Jr.
At the age of 12, Johnson was forcefully forced into his school's musical production "Ms. McNally's Farm Story", where the young Brian sung "Down by the Seaside". Smoking two cartons of ciggarettes, 12 gallons of alcohol a day and intense saxophone practice left Brian with an raspy, and extremely loud voice. So shocked were the audience that they immediently exiled Johnson from the country. He then immigrated to Australia.
[edit] Discovery
Living as an potatoe farmer in Louisiana, Brian accidentally ran into famous music produced Roger Moore in 1966. Immediently after hearing Johnson perform, he was given his own solo record contract and began touring with Taking Back Sunday as an back-up singer. It was during these tours that Brian gained a taste for heavy and intense drinking/golf sessions, similair to his father's.
However, when the tour ended, Johnson yet again found himself alone. He taught himself how to play sitar and completed his solo-album. Which was released to moderate success in Japan only. Brian's now five carton a day habit had taken its tole, and he devolped serious heart complications. Often requiring him to perform constant CPR on himself.
When Bon Scott, an avid Johnson fan, passed away, leaving AC/DC without a lead singer, it was only natural that Johnson replace him.
[edit] AC/DC
Both the band and Johnson shared similair intrestes (Booze, women, golf). They instantly clicked, and had several successful albums. However, when Brian's heart problem started to cause complications, they decided to go out peacefuly.
[edit] Later Life
Johnson now enjoy's smoking fine cigars, listening to classical music, golfing, racing cars, coal-mining, and writing plays. Because he found the musical "Cats" to be shitty beyond belief. He still maintains an positive connection with former band mates, and plans to reunite with them sometime in the near future, possibly with Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, and call themselves "The Clitori".
