Brian Peppers/People Brian Peppers has touched

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Brian Peppers is accused of being a sex offender in Ohio, but it is said that he travels the world and space and time to touch other people as well.

[edit] People touched by Brian Peppers

Michael Jackson Brian Peppers once touched Michael Jackson and also stole his other glove.
Nuck Chorris Brian Peppers touched him, but Nuck taught Brian how to do a donkey punch in return.
Darth Vader some say that the day Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side of the force was the day when Brian Peppers touched him.
George W. Bush Brian Peppers touched Dubya and the shock gave him a speech problem.
Paris Hilton Brian Peppers touched her, and the shock turned her into a whore to compensate for the abuse. Otherwise she was a normal woman.
Tom Cruise Brain Peppers touched Tom Cruise and the shock converted him to Scientology to get rid of his thetans given to him by Brian.
Batman Brian Peppers touched Bruce Wayne, the shock caused him to dress up like a bat wearing tights.
Captain Obvious Brian Peppers touched Captain Obvious and the shock caused him to always say the obvious thing.
Socrates Brian Peppers touched him, and the shock caused him to question everything and always speak in questions.
Rosie O'Donnell Brian Peppers touched her and the shock turned her into a lesbian who eats too much and became too fat. Otherwise she was straight and skinny.
Stone Cold Steve Austin Brian Peppers touched him and the shock turned him into a serial rapist.
Bill Clinton Brian Peppers touched him, which shocked him so bad that he had sex with the first woman he saw, Monica Lewinsky.
Oprah Brian Peppers touched her, and she turned to a life of evil building up her own empire.
Dr Phil When Brian touched Oprah, Oprah got the idea for the Dr Phil show. When Dr Phil declined, she touched him, which passed on the B-Pepper effect.
Adolph Hitler Brian Peppers touched him and he decided to take it out on Jewish people.
Saddam Hussein Brian Peppers touched him, and he took it out on Kuwait and the Kurds.
Colonel Sanders Brian Peppers touched him and told him some white stuff leftover was country gravy and told him to sop it up. Colonel Sanders went into shock and only wore white after that and took things out on chickens.
Ronald McDonald Brian Peppers touched him and the shock caused him to dress like a clown and make real meat burgers.
Burger King Brian Peppers touched him, causing him to create a burger named the Whopper in honor of the event.
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John Stamos Brian Peppers touched him and ruined his hair from shock of cold hands causing Mr. Stamos' head to asplode