Brit rock
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“Stonehenge...huh?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Britrock culture
“I was a britrocker once.. Until Destiny's Child kicked my ass.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Himself as a britrocker
“sounds to fuck up people's ears..”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Britrock music
The story took place in the early 90's, when girl power groups like TLC and Spice girls ruled the hitlists. At the same time, british boys who didn't have MTV were sitting in their boy's room, practicing their guitar "skills". As British as it can be, they of course became jealeous of the girl bands who made it to the hitlists.
[edit] The plan
They went together to figure out a plan to make it to the top. After months of jamming and turndowns by record labels, one guy called Noel Gallagher came up with this magnificent idea. They had to give up the methods to make teenager girls listen to their music. The new idea wasn't to make people listen to the British boys, But to make them NOT listen to the girl bands.
[edit] How
The combination between typical mainstream pop composition (Verse,Chorus,Verse,Chorus,Verse,Chorus,modulation) and harmful guitar noises made by overdriven use of treble on their Marshall amplifiers sabotaged the capability to use their ears. Without ears, they didn't listen to the hitlists.. Ergo: The teenagers were not able to listen to girl power bands, the girl power bands couldn't send out their extreme girl-sexist propaganda, and in the late 90's, the gilr music died and a new genre was born.. Brit Rock : The extermination to feminism!
