British Summer Time
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A fiendish plan by the farmers of Britain to confuse the hell out of everyone else, especially those that play Eve or any other MMORPG that runs on GMT. Its real name is Western European Summer Time, but of course, that doesn't involve the word Britain/British so ergo it's crap.
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[edit] Good things about BST
- You can use it as an excuse for why you rolled in to work at 12:00 "Sorry forgot to adjust my alarm clock".
- Just hope your co-workers don't notice that you would still have been an hour late (or more without flexi-time even later).
- It lulls you into thinking that all the days from now on will be sunny and bright.
- It's British by God!
- Computers (VCRs and TiVos) change their clocks automatically.
[edit] Bad things about BST
- When to changes back to GMT there is a chance you will get into work early/on-time (delete as appropriate).
- It still pisses it down.
- None of the other bloody clocks change themseleves (unless you've got one of thoose "Atomic" ones which makes you a ponce anyway, hope it bloody melts down).
- I want more sleeping, stop tweeting bloody birds!!
- GMT annoys the French (because the meridian doesn't run through Paris)
[edit] Conclusion
As you can see BST is exactly 0.2 Bad and thus should be abolished (unless the Hun gets uppity again in which case we might have it back again for a short while).
