Bub

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Bub is the green dinosaur from the classic NES game Bubble Bobble. Bub and his friend Bob, a blue dinosaur (not gay) traveled across all 113 levels of their ridiculous game, collecting the magic crystal ball along the way on level 99 and entering Baron von Blubba's magic gate, and made their way to the lair of Grumple Grommit to save their brontosaurus girlfriends. Bub and his pal Bob have the uncanny ability to shoot bubbles, that trap mystical monsters and turn them into fruit when popped. Their girlfriends actually bear more of a resemblance to hippos than they do to brontosaurs. Bub and Bob destroyed Grumple Grommit by shooting him with lightning from lightning bubbles 60 times. After saving their girlfriends, the cartridge informed Bub and Bob that there was a second world with another 113 levels for them to complete. Baron von Blubba, the evil floating beluga ghost, captured their girlfriends and whisked them off, once again, to the beer bottle chucking alcoholic Grumple Grommit of level 113. They traveled all the way there, again, collecting the magic crystal ball of level 99 and entering Baron von Blubba's magic gate, again. They killed Grumple Grommit by shooting him with lightning from lightning bubbles another 60 times, and saved their girlfriends, casting the wicked Baron von Blubba into the hideous world of eternal Facts of Life reruns for all time. Since Bub and Bob had spent such little time with their girlfriends, they had no idea they were complete bitches and had no fuck holes. Bob became manically depressed and ate himself, and Bub went back to level 99 and this time ate the magic crystal ball, turning into a zombie. He then ate the brains of his girlfriends and was shot to death by Leon S. Kennedy, who was then killed by a tennis ball launched from the Millenium Falcon moving at warp speed.