Buddy system

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“The buddy system is important to your survival. It makes sure that your friend can be eaten while you run away regroup.”

~ Some Guy on buddy system.

The buddy system is a system made to ensure a working system of security in any system. In a buddy system you are paired up with a buddy for the system. This system is required for the system to work.

[edit] Uses

The buddy system is used in many different systems and places in the modern world system. Some of these include;

• RPG systems
• Real life systems
• System systems
• Camping toilet trips

[edit] RPG Uses

This is often employed (in a system) by a mage, archer, cleric or weak character to hide behind to ensure they don't die in this system. The unfortunate buddy of the system is usually someone like a paladin, warrior or Leroy Jenkins. A good system to find a suitible buddy for your system yell out that you are;

• A hot girl looking for a good time
• A powerful mage with good items
• Rich
• Looking to start a clan (works on noobs)
• A hot girl (if you know what they are)
• Chuck Norris

[edit] Real Life Uses

The buddy system is best employed when walking in bear territory (possibly a system) or when being stalked by a killer or rapist (who systematically kills or rapes). Ultimately it could save you from being mauled by a bear, stabbed to death (but not shot), or raped (unless they are reaaaally determined or horny).

The system is a sensible way to avoid unpleasantness of a camping trip by sending your buddy (of the system) first with a lighting system like a torch. Then they will be the one to step in the toilet system (hole in the ground full of poo and dirt).

[edit] A Brief look at Systems

A system is a systematic way of working to avoid situations outside of the system as a system is safer then not having a system. Equally a failed system will systematicall fail to be a system as it does not work systematically (unless planned that way). Ultimately, one's system should be systematically checked by a system, but not a failed system as your system may systematically fail as a system would when systematically checked by a failed system not properly systematically checked by a system.

Systems can systemly systemize a system's systems which are systematically systemizing systems systemodically. Systeming can prvent system failure of systemizing by using protection when systeming your friends sister who is a system of their own system figures with systemosis.

[edit] Avoid Being a Buddy

• Act weak
• Pretend you have no money
• Obviously lie about being a nerd
• Make sure you're not playing with someone that knows you (like a 'friend')
• Lie frequently
• Get caught lying
• Avoid rape, say yes
• Smoking is bad for you
• Where was I?
• Say you're a politician

Following these simple rules could save you from being mauled by a bear, killed by a killer, raped by a rapist or forced into a game of DDR.