Buffalo

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“BUFFALO WINGS ARE MADE FROM WHAT?!”

~ Enraged Rooster on Buffalo wings

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Buffalo.

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The buffalo (Buffalo buffalo) is a large bisonic animal with a spine, two pointy horns, wings, voluminous lungs, a thick furry coat that smells just awful, and flies (in the noun, not verb, sense). Essentially, a big ass goat. They spend their time standing around, covered in fur, being large. It is a commonly promoted urban legend that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, in spite of the fact that it is entirely true.

1 Distribution
2 The North American Buffalo
3 Buffalo- The way of life in Wyoming
4 Recipe for Buffalo Omelette
5 See also

[edit] Distribution

Buffalo are found on all planets in the Galaxy that are already known to have life. However, empirical evidence for the existence of extragalactic buffalo is currently lacking. There are, scientists report, many sightings of UFBs (Unidentified Flying Buffalo) throughout the northern region of Africa and Greenland

A somewhat less known habitat for buffalo is the English language, where upwards of eight buffalo can comfortably fit inside a single sentence. This occurrence is frighteningly common and is the only known weakness of the dreaded Russian reversal.

[edit] The North American Buffalo

North America is positively rife with buffalo. Some of the most prominent buffalo of North America hail from the Northeastern part of the United States, particularly in the general vicinity of Buffalo, New York. Such buffalo tend to be more aggressive than most; these Buffalo buffalo have been known to buffalo western buffalo with no mercy. In fact, Buffalo buffalo sometimes buffalo other Buffalo buffalo just for the hell of it. However, Buffalo buffalo most prefer to buffalo Buffalo buffalo that Buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This particular observation has been immortalized in a famous limerick by Edgar Allan Poe:

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Quoth the Buffalo, "Buffalo."

[edit] Buffalo- The way of life in Wyoming

Ignorance is bliss to every state save Wyoming, where every snack, meal, drink, condiment, and toiletry is made of buffalo, save buffalo wings, which are chicken, naturally.

[edit] Recipe for Buffalo Omelette

Place in a mixing bowl 2 eggs, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Stir with a fork until the egg yolks are just broken up. Heat 1 tablespoon butter or margarine in a frying pan. As soon as the butter is sizzling, pour eggs into the pan and cook at moderately high heat for 3 minutes. Add 1 large (3000 lbs) buffalo, and cook for an additional 5 minutes, or until the buffalo is completely melted. Remove from heat, fold buffalo omelette onto a warmed plate, garnish with a sprig of parsley, and serve. Bon Appétit!