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A stampede of buffalos. What else do I need to say? You can see it with your very own eyes... if you have eyes. Those who do not, I am very sorry for the inconvenience.
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[edit] CAUTION
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[edit] Habitat
Living in the Great Plains of the United States, they were hunted by the Sioux Indians for their delectable meat, strong sinews, and purple fur. They moved to Pluto, but since Pluto is no longer a planet, have moved back. 12% of the population now live in the ghetto. Many of them find part-time jobs at Mc-Donnell's and their offspring go to private schools. Once a TV show was filmed: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo in the ghetto, but only aired for a week. It received a total of 5 views. Rumor was said that Kevin Bacon was the cause of this. 21% of the population now resides in Japan, all of those became Anime freaks. 50% re-located in France, having a sudden craving for culture, many of them picking up the suicide trend of Mindless Drivel. It being illegal, they were sentenced a death penalty, and paid the price of death for their poor choice of actions. Few are being trained in the mountains to become ninja for the long plotted invasion of New York city. The population being cut down by 100% (Some where whale hunted on mistake) only 99% remains to this day.
[edit] Characteristics
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo have three horns (two on their head and one underground in the Area 51 factory for the production of Swiss cheese. Uses for the factory are top secret and un-known to the public) and thick, shaggy purple fur. They like to travel in groups being insecure, shy creatures. But sweet and calm. This species was once something called a: Buffalo. But Kevin Bacon, using his infinite, deadly powers, deformed and twisted their appearance and personality for committing the greatest sin of them all: Not going to potluck on Tuesday.
[edit] Food
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo like to eat eat eat apples and bananas while viewing the television show Barney and friends, ostensibly because everything on the set is also purple, like their fur, thus playing a great part in their traditions. Fruit is their best friend, and if forced to eat grass, they take very offensively and might re-act with violent behavior. Their re-action with grass similar to spaghetti. Hearing the story of the rabbit dying of eating to much of it, they knew Kevin Bacon was responsible. Cotton, Honey bunches of oats, foam packaging, bubble rap, and cheese burgers are other favorites.
[edit] Breeding
If allowed to have offspring, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo will have one penguin every two years and one cub every five years. The birth of a pup is very rare, but has been documented 3 times over the past 1,000 years.
